Cosmic Joe

To be fair, I'm not a fan of rock music in general.

Back on topic. The Foo Fighters are a bit too noisy and not very tuneful.

Stuart's of Buckhind seem to have quite an outreach these days. I've seen their pies on sale in Stockbridge (don't even ask - blame my daughter) and today I bought an iced doughnut in Meigle (it wasnae very guid - been sitting around for too long) Stuart's paper poke complete with the 01333 phone number. Interestingly Bayview have never sold Stuart's meat filled pastry based produce. I think they jumped from Lightbody's to Morelands.

"my own wedding" is a superfluous, and completely unnecessary, waste of keyboard usage.

Acht they were fellow human beings. Albeit rather foolish ones. Thon Darwin book will need updating after this particular episode. RIP

Bit of respect. He's a former Sherwood Forester

Which mob are the bigger shower of sad bigots?

Is this some kind of euphemism?

Brother. Do. You. Love. Me. by Manni and Reuben Coe A very moving account of an individual with Downs Syndrome's relationship with his brother during the pandemic.

One of the more ludicrous interviews I listened to, ascertained that as the tourists were wealthy businessmen they would stay calm and not panic under the circumstances.

Name your top four absolute party animals

.... and yer joost lying there and wiv arranged it, and there's nae spikkin, and am goin tae rub yir hawmstrings....

What would be the size of sprocket required to connect to that particular antenna?

I was thinking Ross Campbell.

I can report that the guys in Pisshead Corner in Kelly's have come to the conclusion that they're fucked. The submarine mob that is.

Do submarine journeys have an equivalent of the cabin crew's safety shpeel before a flight?

When you click on the link it comes up "Prod.Mirror".

I listened to GS speaking about this on Radio Scotland. I was filling up. The big dirty bluenose bastirt that he was. All the very best to him

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That's an absolute given. Has anyone ever known a Tory whose main interest in life was not looking after number one?

Not long now 'til a lollipop man called Darren.

Haaland could get a game up front for Bonnyrigg Rose with that puss

Strongly disagree. With the first part

At Tesco earlier and the woman at the next checkout had her trolley loaded with Mr Kipling cakes. "They're for my husband. He's terrible" Shop Assistant "Are they not full of sugar. You need to be careful for diabetes" Woman "He's got diabetes"

Probably bringing up (together with my wife) our two, now adult, children to be caring and compassionate human beings.