Cosmic Joe

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Please don't tell me they played in orange

It's actually "shree".

Pretty sure he was a Kilmarnock fan. I'm not certain one in a row particularly registered among non-OF supporters.

Wigs, funny wee chessboards. I can definitely smell freemasonry

Yes, we've established that.

Is Round 4 not getting towards the business end* of the Challenge Cup? *Gates in excess of 500

A loss to what or whom?

The goal has been credited to Liam Newton. Nicol didn't get a touch. After a sluggish start East Fife's quality began to tell through Austin, Trouten, Millar and Shepherd. Cowdenbeath battled well throughout and will be disappointed not to get the draw they deserved. Their new boss looks to have them well organised.

Okay thanks.

Getting a plethora of posts on my Facebook feed from orangey groups with their stupid pallet bonfires. I'll admit to having clicked on some of the comments to see some of the brain-dead replies. So mea culpa. Facebook now thinks I'm one of these knuckledraggers.

Does Ross Draper have an Assistant Manager?

See that part of "Guarding Derry's Walls"? It's not that crumbling, weeded area on the corner of Provost Road. Sorry to be the bringer of bad news.

The English aren't a race. They're a confubulation of bampots from outer space sent to annoy/ amuse the rest of humanity

I don't know about that. The nick of most of them would not suggest a normal life expectancy.

Why on earth would you want England to win?

You got your jotters at Aberdeen Jim

East Fife were unlucky to lose. Brought on a wheen of youngsters in the second half, otherwise it would probably have ended all square.

Impressive win

Is this on the telly?

"My Team: Aberdeen"

There is nobody more faint hearted than me, but should you not be venturing into Glasgow's less sulubrious establishments?

Or maybe do their homework and think about the likely (justified) reaction to signing a rapist.

I've seen us at 40 current SPFL grounds plus Muirton, Kilbowie, Firs Park, Love St, Shielfield, Annfield, Central Park, Glebe Park, Ainslie Park, King George V Leven, Inverurie Locos, Huntly, Selkirk, Galashiels, Boghead, Broomfield, Douglas Park, Shawfield, Banks O' Dee, Kirriemuir, Lochee United, Dundee North End, Forres Mechanics, Telford Street, Dalgety Bay, Cliftonhill and Brora Rangers, St Andrews University. I might have forgotten some. Dalymount Park presumably doesn't count as the game never kicked off.

Where do bairns become weans? I always had Alloa in the former part of the country.