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  1. Cosmic Joe
    Jimmy back at it
  2. Cosmic Joe
    Can we have it in centimetres please.
  3. Cosmic Joe
    Is it Kane Hester?
  4. Cosmic Joe
    Not sure if Jocky Scott could be described as a midfielder.
  5. Cosmic Joe
    Elgin City-esque
  6. Cosmic Joe
    There was a guy at our school infamously got pished in the outing to the Fife version. After emptying him out of the beer tent the teachers took it turns to wheel him about in a wheelchair, still singing and shouting the odds, before getting the bus back to Buckhind.
  7. Cosmic Joe
    The straw that probably broke the camel's back. Poor guy's telephone was probably launched out the window.
  8. Cosmic Joe
    Doesn't even bear thinking about. There's bedroom games and there's bedroom games.
  9. Cosmic Joe
    Nope
  10. Cosmic Joe
    Channel hopping and you get distracted by something and find Top fucking Gear on your TV. The bit at the end where they gather together with their fans and w**k each other off.
  11. Cosmic Joe
    Shite camouflage effort as well.
  12. Cosmic Joe
    Israel are a bunch of chancers at every conceivable level.
  13. Cosmic Joe
    I quite enjoyed the Pride event and the Windrush exhibition. I've also outed myself as a Weirdo I realise.
  14. Cosmic Joe
    Good to know. I miss him
  15. Cosmic Joe
    Antarctica?
  16. Cosmic Joe
    As long as you got the bus or the tram to get there Chris, I'll let you off. No wellies, barbour jackets or voting Tory allowed though.
  17. Cosmic Joe
    Magnificent! Only slightly tarnished by the misspelling of metres. I was going to point the finger at the yanks, then realised they would have measured it in yards. Then I came across the black swallower, which isn't even black. Overthinking things as usual.
  18. Cosmic Joe
    I was going to suggest offering a free ticket to wherever you were heading to random bairns but....
  19. Cosmic Joe
    Aye
  20. Cosmic Joe
    I forget his name, but the Kilmarnock supporter who was a prison officer down south seemed like a decent sort. Against the odds when you think about it. Not posted on here for some time.
  21. Cosmic Joe
    I like Lewis Capaldi
  22. Cosmic Joe
    Half-time score: Kelty Hearts 0 Raith Rovers 1
  23. Cosmic Joe
    Strong c***s taking on c***s vibes here. A bit like the orange order having a square go with the apprentice boys. Less morbidly obese folk obvs.
  24. Cosmic Joe
    Just passing Ingliston on the bus the now and the place is hoaching with fermer types polluting the atmosphere with their big stupid cars. Reminds me of going by train to the fitba when the Leuchars airshow thingmy event was on and not being able to get a seat. Should weirdo events be banned, or would this put lower division Scottish fitba at risk?
  25. Cosmic Joe
    On its stomach?
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