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  1. Cosmic Joe
    I thought the COE ditched the Sacrament of Confession following Henry VIII.
  2. Cosmic Joe
    I quite fancy an Ebike but got over-ruled by she who must be obeyed last Christmas. Will ask Santa again this year.
  3. Cosmic Joe
    It referred to fitba as footie. Which crossed a line for me
  4. Cosmic Joe
    I'm guessing that those who hold the powers to ban this dangerous nonsense are themselves of an orangey disposition.
  5. Cosmic Joe
    We have another historian in our midst.
  6. Cosmic Joe
    His Uncle Billy once made a pallet out of a coffee table. Say what you like about Orangemen, but they're not stupid.
  7. Cosmic Joe
    Or even Gubba lookalikes
  8. Cosmic Joe
    99 percent of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
  9. Cosmic Joe
    East Fife to throw on the big guns in the second-half or save them for Saturday?
  10. Cosmic Joe
    Half-Time: East Fife XI 0 St Johnstone 0
  11. Cosmic Joe
    Is Macy's day not in New York? I think they kind of buck the trend when it comes to obesity.
  12. Cosmic Joe
    Bit harsh. You clearly haven't walked in his shoes.
  13. Cosmic Joe
    Their carbon footprint an' aw. Dear "Loyalist communities" We would kindly request that you reconsider your burning of 2 million wooden pallets in this year's cultural celebration. Yours sincerely The (cough) Green Party
  14. Cosmic Joe
    I find males equally capable of talking utter shite. Possibly even more than women. Probably why I enjoy my own company.
  15. Cosmic Joe
    Apart from anything else, we are talking about an organisation that does not allow its members to attend a Catholic funeral. Fundamentally inhuman.
  16. Cosmic Joe
    Darwinesque
  17. Cosmic Joe
    Screaming "MOVE!" at the top of your voice doesn't strike me as the best way to communicate with dogs or bairns
  18. Cosmic Joe
    Cross the road in between the mincers. They love that shit.
  19. Cosmic Joe
    That would be a first
  20. Cosmic Joe
    What is dork?
  21. Cosmic Joe
    Aye, Raith weren't being competitive. Watson went right through the back of Schiavone's heid. Outcome : a stot up.
  22. Cosmic Joe
    Over 500 in both the home and away sections. Decent turnout.
  23. Cosmic Joe
    Disagree. Raith look like they lack strength in depth. We used 19 players without weakening the side. A softish handball and a goalie straying from his line was the difference between the teams. We could well be facing each other in the league in 2014-15.
  24. Cosmic Joe
    In fairness, that Flix mob are shambolic. Forever cancelling buses at the last minute.
  25. Cosmic Joe
    Yup. Worked in Tesco in Dundee.
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