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  1. Cosmic Joe
    Perhaps dividing Ireland up wasn't the most sensible thing that the Brits have ever done, in centuries of having not done sensible things.
  2. Cosmic Joe
    Is it just me, or has there been a steady increase in drivers flagrantly just breaking rules in the past few years? Jumping red lights, parking in disabled bays without a concession card, stopping in hatched areas, ignoring zones for cyclists at traffic lights.
  3. Cosmic Joe
    That will be him. A bad loddie
  4. Cosmic Joe
    DPB? I'm not good at these things. Cosmic Joe's brain getting old
  5. Cosmic Joe
    Pub guy is one to avoid in my opinion. Looks a bit Rangersy
  6. Cosmic Joe
    Always thought John Noakes was a good lad. Never took himself too seriously
  7. Cosmic Joe
    My hands have gone all sweaty watching that
  8. Cosmic Joe
    Being a white cop might have helped
  9. Cosmic Joe
    I know he's a Tory, but to describe your home town as the pothole capital of Europe is laughable. The self entitled c**t has probably never been anywhere outwith Stockbridge or Morningside in Scotland in his puff.* *The tax avoiding c**t might have a second home in Lower Largo or suchlike
  10. Cosmic Joe
    I'm a bit of a sky fairy man, so it's a dinnae ken from me
  11. Cosmic Joe
    Green green grass Blue blue sky We all threw a party on the day Rangers died
  12. Cosmic Joe
    Recipes that measure ingredients in cups. What size of a fecking cup?
  13. Cosmic Joe
    Whisky of course! A Speyside malt. £20, reduced from 30 smackeroonies at Tesco
  14. Cosmic Joe
    It was an Olympic games and Budd accidently spiked a popular US athlete (Mary Decker?), causing her to fall. Much wailing, tears and snotters. Reminds me of another good yin. Kevin Keegan spectacularly falling off his bicycle in some celebrity contest (Superstars? ).
  15. Cosmic Joe
    Toilet roll dispensers that you can only get two squares off in one go. #Praying for a Ghostie
  16. Cosmic Joe
    Eh-bor-dee-eee-een! Fit fas that aw aboot min? Fit a nechtmare
  17. Cosmic Joe
    That latest cover of "Your Love Keeps Lifting me Higher" is horrendous. How to ruin an absolute belter of a song. Jackie Wilson must be turning in his grave.
  18. Cosmic Joe
    Are you Dead-Shot Keen? * Not old at all, if you don't get this reference
  19. Cosmic Joe
    Aye but, who wants to marry a 93 year old American?
  20. Cosmic Joe
    Does anyone even take Germany seriously anyway? * * That's what my Polish mother in law used to say. That was one of the repeatible things after "Szwabe ****" etc. She kind of went off them after the Nazis invaded her village in 1939. But hey ho. We live and forgive
  21. Cosmic Joe
    That's all well and good. But up against a front two of @Jacksgranda and @Granny Danger I think we wouldn't disgrace ourselves
  22. Cosmic Joe
    Nasal hairs
  23. Cosmic Joe
    That's Tory talk
  24. Cosmic Joe
    Getting bored with ripping the pish out of the Ibrox mob
  25. Cosmic Joe
    I also do this all the time. I think it's a generic Scottish thing. In Dundee I've noticed "See you after" is popular. Which begs the question
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