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  1. Cosmic Joe
    Come on TX. Translate into Scots man! You can do it
  2. Cosmic Joe
    This is the age of the train Eeuggha-Eauggha-Eeuggha Dry boak
  3. Cosmic Joe
    My Gran (born in 1916) had this saying: "I want, doesn't get" also "I'll skelp your dowp", which is more easily translatable
  4. Cosmic Joe
    Guy few etc etc
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    By my reckoning, the Fife Cup is the second oldest trophy still competed for in the world
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    I've always been a fan. He doesn't strike me as your average Coatbridge tractor boy. Plus, a son of Coatbridge was my favourite player of Stevie Archibald's EFFC promotion winning team. I love an understated/ under-rated holding midfielder in the Hugh Hill mould.
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    My old man was a pools' agent for beer money. They used to call him Mr Vernon.
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    No response was the loud reply
  9. Cosmic Joe
    Which beast is this?
  10. Cosmic Joe
    Lobby Binn would never stoop so low in this day and age
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    There once was a poster called Kilt whose marriage appeared on the wilt A box of maltesers would certainly please her But he changed his mind at the last minute and gave it to a lassie off of Pie and Bovril at an airport* *Failed to get the last bit to rhyme
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    I know what a gym is. The rest is just gibberish
  13. Cosmic Joe
    God I could murder a Cadbury's Flake But then you probably wouldn't let me into heaven But maybe you would because their adverts promote oral sex
  14. Cosmic Joe
    In Fife it was "a wee wee drink of gin"
  15. Cosmic Joe
    In Dundee you do. At least folk request them in pubs, and something gets delivered to them in a pint glass across the bar
  16. Cosmic Joe
    A pint of special and a black and tan please, and change for the juke box
  17. Cosmic Joe
    Bayview Park 1979. Beat Hedgecutter to it
  18. Cosmic Joe
    Get us an Exchange and Mart from John Menzies. Just below the scud book shelf
  19. Cosmic Joe
    You clearly never went to school in Fife in the late 1970s
  20. Cosmic Joe
    Wokesoft
  21. Cosmic Joe
    The best episode with Corbett was the bit of the boxing one. The boy traded blow by blow with him, never flinched.
  22. Cosmic Joe
    Abba were fabulous
  23. Cosmic Joe
    Mostly Speyside malts after a visit to Elgin
  24. Cosmic Joe
    East Fife are back on the winning trail! Fitba is the beautiful game once again
  25. Cosmic Joe
    Right, off to watch Everton finishing off some Manchester mob. Toffees!!!
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