Cosmic Joe

I think some are forgetting that by definition Tories are selfish b*****ds, caring for nobody except number one. We could see Johnson getting his jotters tonight.

Who is this commentator? What an absolute waste of space.

Come on to f**k Ukraine

Come on Ukraine! I keep thinking there is a fitba loving God up there. Then I remember I support East Fife and Scotland.

The commentary team are right behind the Brits tonight. Well done lads.

I want to tell her that I love her a lot, but I've got to get a belly-full of wine.

Is Oaksoft cool?

Scotland emulating our fitbawers on the food front

Pesky Equality Act 2010

If you observe chimpanzees, they peel bananas from the bottom up to avoid this difficulty.

He was good. In fairness to the Tayport goalie, who was thrown in, he had a decent game in the end. It couldn't have been easy for the laddie.

I don't think anyone could deny them a trophy after their efforts this season.

Anyone know the name of the East Craigie right winger? Could probably do a job at a higher level?

The usual shite. Some of us are here to chat about a game of fitba. But on you go, if it makes you happy. Any thoughts on the game this afternoon?

How many threads do you intend to ruin? Have you any interest in the North of Scotland pyramid?

Just go away and leave fitba fans to discuss fitba. Please.

Please just disappear and leave this thread to people who have an interest in football.

Well deserved. Is this their first piece of silverware? Tayport had 12 "fit" players. They started their second choice goalie with their number one keeper (strictly speaking no. 14) on the bench. Their heavily strapped forward succumbed to injury about 10 minutes in. Numero 14 came on, as per the game plan. East Craigie's right midfielder looked decent.

I watched a documentary about Wetherspoons and they got an Indian chef to rate their curries. It surprisingly came out favourably.

Also Mexico 1986

May the Chief put sunshine on your Leith pal. It's obviously tough going just now, but try to believe that tomorrow will be a better day.

Here Comes the Sun All you need is Love Let it Be Strawberry Fields Forever Mean Mister Mustard (Guaranteed not to be played this weekend on the BBC)

Have I been imaging it, or has buying pints of beer never been outlawed? Also, are they talking about bringing back quarter gils of spirits (sixth of a gil in Tory heartlands)?

Delivering rank poetry in a Fife accent?

It's actually the Bristol Bar. The Loudon Tavern is about 50 yards along the road and has seriously lost out in the Jubilee one-upmanship stakes. I drove by there and there was a group of guys with ladders putting flags up lamp-posts. It's nowhere near the levels it appears to be down south though. Having spent the last 36 hours in Glasgow I didn't see a single bit of bunting. Was quite impressive in retrospect. f**k all in Dundee either. Which is more predictable.