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Montenegrin Cup Final - 2058 We're playing Buducnost, who are Montenegro's big team - since independence in 2006, there's been 52 league campaigns, and they've won 26 of them and only been outside the top three four times. Their worst ever finish was a solitary fifth place in 2053. Meanwhile, we've been perennial second tier nobodies, and this season will be, by an absolute mile, our best ever. Before this, I turned up, we'd never avoided relegation from the top flight. They also come from the capital city, Podgorica, home of more than a quarter of Montengro, while we come from a town of eleven thousand people, which Wikipedia reliably informs me is a shitehole. On paper, at least, it's an absolute mismatch.

April 2058 Starting the month with the second time my board have sold my only half decent goalkeeper, so that's good of them. To be fair to them, I would imagine that Sandor would have kicked off massively if I didn't sell him, but still not ideal. Anyway, we had a pretty tough month fixture wise with two of the three sides above us in the league, and the second leg of the cup semi final. We came through it all relatively well though, two draws, a win and a loss in the league - and although we lost in the second leg, we did enough to see us through to the cup final - only the second time for Berane. I have no idea what happened against Jezero mind, we just fucked it completely in the first half. Shambolic display. Our shot at anything above fourth place is officially over. Well, we can still theoretically finish third, but it's no happening. Just need to secure fourth though, and with a two point lead and exclusively sides in the bottom four left to play, we should be doing it. We also face Buducnost in the final.

Thistle’s new away strip.

I wasn’t sure at first glance, but have now decided I really like it, regardless of O’Neills clearly pitching for the Germany kit providers gig.

The two situations aren’t remotely comparable, and you’d need to be a complete simpleton to think that they are.

To be honest, there were already two clubs in Scotland who I actively want to see go bust, and a handful of others that I really wouldn’t be bothered about if they did. This has just added some more to my first list. And yes, I’ll still be annoyed that your clubs have legitimacy to this utter nonsense even if it’s only for one season, and I’ll still want them to go bust.

I don’t see it happening, but if we sign Jack Hamilton I’ll be calling for McCall’s resignation. He’s an absolutely dreadful goalkeeper, and always has been. My money would be on Doohan on loan, or someone from England.

I would be astonished if Falkirk can’t afford to pay higher wages than QoS, Morton or Ayr, if they want to. I guess they may see it as a chance to be playing in the Championship next season anyway, only with a winners medal and a healthier bank balance.

We’ll need to wait for the final to find out, but probably 1-0 to Scotland as per usual.

Mind when we came out of a double header against Kazakhstan and fucking San Marino with a negative goal difference.

Their complete reliance on Depay to create anything at all reminds me of us circa 2006 with McFadden.

Is there any point in the other countries showing up?

Fucking hell that Free kick

Just give us the trophy now.

looks like we’re getting a white away strip then.

Aye, as above he was only really doing about 20-30 minutes at a time at most to give other players a rest for us so hard to know. We put out a thing when all the loan players left with McCall saying something about them, and about Geggan it was: “While Andy Geggan never played as many games as he would have liked to, his infectious character was certainly felt around the dressing room. He is a player I’ve worked with for many years so I knew exactly what he would bring to the environment and that helped to forge the bond of togetherness that was so evident on the park.

A case of him being fucking pish, tbh. He’s, at best, no better now than he was 5 years ago.

There we go.

I don’t quite get how being equal to everyone else is a position of strength?

You’ve just signed Sean McGinty.

Genuinely, I really, really hope that your club, and ten others, die. I’ll be absolutely delighted if it happens.

Just watched the video with McCall - “hopefully this week we’ll be able to announce somebody that the fans will be quite happy with” Also sounds like we were in for McCowan but couldn’t compete with the Dundee clubs offers.

If I’m massively clutching at straws, Gordon is still fairly young as well and with, at the very least, Bannigan, Docherty and now Turner ahead of him we could probably do worse for squad filler. Still not thrilled about him signing though. Edit: and agree with Fuctifano. Wingers and a keeper who isn’t called Jamie Sneddon next, please.

Thistle have signed Ross MacIver and Kyle Turner.