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Almost, but I think the truth is that they’re just really, really stupid.

Please stop this. You turn up every time the Colts are brought up, post some extremely long and poorly thought out nonsense about traitors, and then don’t respond to anyone calling you on your shite.

I don’t think there’s any prospect of that actually happening any time soon though.

It’ll be so they can hoard literally every promising youngster in Scotland and don’t release them too early, a la Aaron Hickey or Andy Robertson.

I’m ok with a dog that sits still and that, but see the ones that are excitedly jumping at me expecting me to love them can f**k right off. Absolutely terrified. edit: this is dependent on the size of the dog, and whether I think it could rip my throat out or not.

I know what you mean, but unfortunately all my views are, objectively speaking, the correct things to think so what can I do?

Just remembered about this comic strip, not sure what prompted that.

What does this even mean?

Have never heard of him, but I’m pretty sure Paul Gallacher is the goalkeeping coach at Hearts so you’d think we have a connection there.

Didn’t they also send up that Kouder-Aissa boy last season who managed about 7 minutes for us?

That is utterly meaningless in and of itself, and in no way proves that B teams have improved youth development in the Netherlands.

That Raith top is an absolute horrorshow. Comfortably the worst in the league thus far.

I think that you wear a lot of cardigans. And I think that @Stormzy wears pyjamas to the shops.

I wonder who the source was. For privacy’s sake, let’s call him Dominic C. No, that’s too obvious, let’s say D Cummings.

Aye, I’ve dropped Thistle an email. Again. I’d quite like 12 team leagues throughout as it happens, but absolutely not if it means youth teams in the league.

Get fucked you absolute mentalist.

KS Apolonia - Meet the Team 4 stars is "currently operating at top flight level", 3 is "leading player for most second tier sides" Cekaj is first choice here, as Rippa is needed elsewhere. That's actually not bad options though, 4 players who should be more than capable of doing a decent job for me up front. A pleasant surprise. Again, not too shabby. A lack of depth here, certainly, but my first choice of Lilaj-Rippa-Kurki should be pretty good. Will definitely need to bring in some other options though. This is, for me, the first real problem area. Zeqo is good as neat and tiidy midfielder, but I need someone next to him as both Rippa and Lilaj will be playing elsewhere. Ideally, I'm looking for someone to win the ball back a lot. Will see what I can get. Left back is a disaster area, right back is weirdly strong and I need central defenders badly. And that's just awful. Priority number one will be a number one who isn't out his depth in the league below the one we're in. We're the England of the Albanian league, I think. Plenty going forward, but anything behind attacking midfield is ropey at best.

Same height as Fabio Cannavaro - not that I’m claiming that he’s as good as Hickey is…

They’re rat c***s, and I hope they go bust.

No idea how you’ve missed out on the Dave Coaches stuff, but aye, Magee has previous. edit: Also features Enrico Annoni’s famous “I walk past Celtic park every day” line and Deefiant before he fucked off with all the Dundee fans’ money.

Mind that time Magee was chatting to himself on here as two different accounts? That was pretty weird.

I wasn’t sure, thought it might be the @Stormzy thing where they are a unionist Rangers fan but play it up to troll a bit, but now I’m with you that someone’s totally at it.

What do you think ‘neoliberalism’ is?

Knew I’d forgotten something, will get it sorted later.

Albania next up. Apolonia Fier are from Southeastern Albania, and throughout the save have been mostly a second tier side with the odd foray into the top flight - their lonest stay has been three seasons. They also do that Celtic thing of having a green and white home kit, and a white and green away kit. Might not have taken the job if I'd realised. Anyway, they've just been promoted back into the top flight and look favourites to go straight back down. Wonderful.