Diamond8

Heading out again in September, can’t stop going back and got it at a bargain. This time because I’m getting bored of the parks I’m getting a mustang for two weeks and plan to just drive to different parts of Florida. We’re also going to Volcano Bay as I’m sure it’s the only thing that’s changed from the last time we were there. Thoroughly looking forward to and it’s also my girlfriends first time going, she keeps asking what it’s like but if I’m honest words will never do it justice.

Not attempting to work today. Eventually hoofed it down yesterday taken me about an hour and a half/two hours and got a mouthful of shite off the gaffer when I got in. Just about had enough of the place if I’m honest

Does anyone know if there is a person at moonpig who gets to read the cards before they’re sent out?

My girlfriend reads threads on a Facebook group called ‘Girlsmouth’. The few times she has shown me what kind of nonsense they talk about I’ve actually been quite taken back by how thick some people actually are. What makes it worse is that she already has mental ideas about reality (as if she’s in her own world) and she is a chronic for self diagnosing potential illnesses on google. This page or group has stepped it up something awful. It drives me insane and proves to me that the females in our population are fucking crackpots.

Recently got a Patterdale terrier, she’s great.

I can’t believe what I’m reading[emoji23] someone on P&b asking for relationship and advice! She’s the one, mate.

Nah it’s an LED strip that cannot be moved[emoji1303]

They’re standard with the car, nothing wrong with them

That taxi drivers are c***s?

I actually had a taxi driver slow down to 20 mph on a 60 then he stopped, I went by him then he sat right up my arse with his full beam and fogs on

My new car has some fancy bright lights in it and drivers keep flashing as if I’m driving about with full beam on[emoji23][emoji23]

That’s what they’ll tell you!

c***s that sit in retail parks revving their engines while stuffing their faces with McDonalds (mainly c***s in Corsas)

Missed my girlfriend today, having a great catch up with great food.

She's just too lazy to do it herself and knows I'll do it for her.

Been on holiday the past week with my girlfriend for the first time. She still has alarms on her phone set for when it's time to get up when we are back home, not only this, instead of turning them off I've still to snooze the b*****ds

When you meet or mistakenly speak to someone on holiday and they expect you to be their pals every night. f**k off.

I feel exactly like you've described, anything to keep her happy though, no worth the Greif certainly worth £410 though.

You might not be far from the truth, I'd ventured to Vegas and NYC earlier this month and left her here but it was booked before the relationship formed. The past few weeks she's been going on about how she'd love some time away, a wee text on Monday to tell me I'm going to lanzarote sorted that out.

The old pie and bovril solution (kick in the pie) would've been my preference but my girlfriend is far too reasonable for that

Already paid for the name change, before we got to the payment stage[emoji23] was a lead passenger so you could say I've taken on that responsibility as well...

Came to an agreement that I'd pay in full but not all at once. Still quite raging that she's bailed out on this at the last minute after trying to bail out on numerous occasions. It was also her idea to book the thing. Cow.

Bit of a dilemma... girlfriend and her pal due to go to Lanzarote in a few weeks, her pal (bit of a cow) has decided she can't be arsed going now and I've had to step in and do the name change thing, so now I'm going on holiday with the girlfriend. The dilemma is about her pal. Do I give her the full amount or what? Part of me is saying give her nothing because she was a nightmare in the paying process and then pulled out two weeks before travelling but the rest of me is questioning if this is the right thing to do.

Friend of mine and like minded Leeds fan has started a Facebook group with the intention of finding out how many people would be interested in joining a fan group to see if we can get a bus to games, even if it's just a few times a season. Search for Leeds United Scotland Fans, one of us will add you in if requested. Cheers https://m.facebook.com/groups/124461821535380

Was walking down to my car last night and walked by a guy who lives in our street, he was out cleaning his car in full Celtic kit, complete with a captains armband!