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Tom Cruise

:lol haha

Leave some for us, eh boss?

Or occasionally playing with youngsters and leering at genitals.

Seconded. Definitely the train, piece of piss

Ho- How did you find me????

Maybe there's a sort of Fight Club twist going on?

Is it true you have to retake your driving test if you haven't been insured on a vehicle in the last three years? Or is that totally made up?

Downloaded this and set it up and realised my "preferences" were set from 13-17!!! I didn't realise it relied on facebook for your age etc. I've changed my date of birth a few times on fb - for a while I was 107 years old then in 2012ish I changed it to 13... for a laugh. So I tried to change it back to my chronologically correct age of 20 and 3 years. It turns out I'm not allowed to change it anymore so I'm stuck as a 16 year old and, therefore, I can't change my Tinder "preferences" from 13-17. If you'll excuse me I'm going to throw my phone in the river in order to evade prosecution...

Susan Kennedy from Neighbours Novak Djokovic

I've got a Commonwealth Games ticket I don't think I'll be using. Are you allowed to sell them outside the arenas? Or is this technically illegal?

I usually hover around 2 or 3 a day. Hell, put me down for 2 and a half a day.

I've heard this too. One of the main ones, ten feet from a quaint bookshop, has a tiny door you'd blink-and-miss. The locals seem to absolutely love it, however.

Knockentiber :L haha

Would people recommend booking (or rather, reserving) individual trains along with the InterRail ticket? We have a clear route and even dates but as for the specific trains, I'm pretty happy to travel any time of day, as long we arrive at our hostels before 10pm then I'm happy. My only concern is that trains will be fully booked (I've heard there's a limited number of seats for pass holders?) and we'll be stranded. Is that likely? I've found the German rail website very useful for reservations but the rest of the countries are baffling. At worst, I'll pop in and ask at the train stations when I'm there to book a train for our departure date, usually a few days in advance.

Is next week the final episode?

Not at all - they sell puncture repair kits at Halfords.

Kick Ass 2. Really enjoyed it. I'd heard it wasn't as good as the first one but this probably shaded it for me. It was the perfectly length for an entertaining thrill ride of violence and in-jokes. Chloe Grace Moretz was excellent but the woefully underused Jim Carrey character was right up there too. Definitely worth a watch if you enjoyed the first one, or if you've just got a couple of hours to kill (no pun intended)

Awww how could I forget Tyrion's best ever line?? When Oberyn's talking about The Mountain: "Size does not matter when you're flat on your back" "Thank the Gods..."

Crocodile Dunphy

Absolutely love Sansa now, having hated her in the beginning. You can tell her time in King's Landing has taught her how to play the game and she's become a really interesting character. Also, it doesn't hurt that she's now an absolute stunner. Didn't really enjoy the ending (although the fight itself was brilliant), hate the fact they're removing characters you're only just starting to invest in. Although, tbf, that's probably a criticism of the books rather than the tv series

Who was the Irish guy with silver hair that played for Motherwell and was always on sportscene last season?

Totally disagree. Thought that hour long Story of the 2s was the funniest thing I've seen all year.

Sorry that's not true. It's a cumulative total of 432 points since 1869.

The recent "Vegas" episode was an absolute classic. Luke's probably my favourite character: Girl: "Who is this?" Luke: "Who is this?? Excuse me, Christy Huge-Ones. I have a name!"