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    FIFA 19

    IainMorton replied to FifeArab's topic in FIFA

    2-0 and you fcked it up
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    That voice
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    My grandad told me that when he first saw the Titanic he was sure it was going to sink. He tried to warn people but they wouldn’t listen. He never gave up though and kept trying to warn them until he was eventually kicked out of the cinema.
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    He was. Someone told him to sit down but he stoned them and spat in their eye.
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    Just downloaded a pirate copy of Bohemian Rhapsody online. I think it was filmed in a cinema as I can see a little silhouette of a man.
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    I’ve also noticed that the more followers you have, apparently the more important you are. I was having a rant about something and got called “an angry man” because I “only have 45 followers”. I’m only on twitter so I can keep up to date with the news and stalk famous people. I don’t particularly care how many followers I have.
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    Who makes coffee in a pot?
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    Fiver on Leicester, Arsenal and Hamilton returns £117
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    This has to be a piss take?
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    I didn’t know there was an age limit to eating nutella. Will need to check the jar.
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    Can get that over and done with in 30 seconds TBF.
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    Waking up five minutes before your alarm is worse. Do you get out of bed then or go back to sleep till the alarm goes off?
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    Breaking Bad

    IainMorton replied to Kejan's topic in US TV

    These guys need more appreciation.
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    Having toast and nutella for breakfast this morning, some of it ended up on the floor as I was rushing about. Tried to clean it up which made it worse, now it looks like I have a giant skid mark on my living room carpet.
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    What do you call an IT teacher that touches up his pupils? A PDF file.
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    Only on PnB could a Morton thread turn into a slagging match between Dunfermline and Falkirk fans.
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    Can just imagine the collective boner they will have if they get a result against us next weekend.
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    Did he not go with the fungi?
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    No idea. I’m assuming the expecting parents already know and invite all their friends and family round for a big fck off party, then they pop a balloon filled with confetti which will be blue if it’s a boy and pink for a girl, thus revealing the gender. See it quite often on social media.
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    Gender reveal parties. Are people too impatient to wait until the child is born to find out what gender it is?
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    Some cracking goals tonight. One thing though, why is the Wolves keeper wearing number 11?
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    Don’t understand why Falkirk fans are taking such as interest in our results considering we are just a “wee diddy team from Inverclyde”.
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    Was the same last weekend with the Nations League tables. Confusing as feck.
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    Gay guy walks into a butchers shop - Gay guy - can i have a mince round, please? Butcher - aye ok, just don’t touch anything.
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