IainMorton

Needed more pussy at the football TBH.

Prince Charles IMO...

The fact that 80% of transfers today are loan deals, and not very interesting ones despite SSN getting a boner over most of them. ETA loan deals. There should be a limit on the number of times a player can be loaned out during his career. Gets boring seeing the same names pop up all the time.

Kilmarnock won 2-1. Defoe gave Rangers the lead but goals from Brophy and Jones put Kilmarnock into the next round...

A Celtic fan from Paisley, doesn’t surprise me...

Confirmed we have O’Connell on loan from Bournemouth for the rest of the season.

Just had my neighbour banging on my door shouting “quick can i use your phone? A Man United fan has been knocked down and is bleeding to death!”. When I asked why he couldn’t use his own phone, he replied “the camera on mine is shit”.

Moving from Iran to Falkirk would be the only time that moving to Falkirk would be an improvement.

Yes he’s went to Falkirk...

Maybe we should start naming awful players to pretend that we are interested in them, so Falkirk can jump in and sign them instead

How many PIN numbers have you got? ****

I do this. It makes me look like I have more friends than I actually do

Callum Wilson will stroll this league

Paddy goes for an interview... Interviewer - you will only earn £7.10 an hour but then it goes up to £12.50 after six months Paddy - that’s great Interviewer - when can you start? Paddy - in six months

I’ve been off work for the last two weeks (back tomorrow) and started rewatching a week past on Monday. Tonight I finished season 4. Think I’ll phone in sick so I can finish the series

Saved the best till last, @Marten

Can only imagine what will happen the next time Cardiff play Leicester. The media will be loving it.

A guy I work with is in his early/mid 20s and is one of these comic/video game nerds. Every so often his hair will be a random colour be it turquoise, pink or blue. Right now it’s jet black. Everyone else in the office thinks it’s stupid but he doesn’t care.

Getting a run down of people’s every day activities on Facebook. This morning I read that someone dropped the kids off at school then when they got back home found out they had no milk so had to go to the shop. I’m hoping this will be breaking news on the news at 6pm.

It only feels like 43, what you complaining about?

Just dealt with a “Dr Fail”, I wonder how many patients he has...

“Happy heavenly birthday...”

Your missus stays five minutes away from her work yet you have to go and pick her? Tell her to walk next time.