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As soon as Cove appoint a replacement apparently.

Just trying to imagine someone cruising along the seafront at Lower Methil in a monster truck, wearing Jodphurs. It’s not easy.

Do you think you'll manage to avoid hearing what happened all day? No Hiding Place

I’ll just watch the highlights show in the evening.

Leaving aside the rights and wrongs of the situation, it is Celtic and that would make it very funny. They’ll get a wee fine or something though, sadly.

I am heartened by the thought of some Gammony twats from Shithole, Lancashire taking the day off work, leaving at the crack of dawn to spend seven hours on the mega bus to Victoria and finding out before they arrive that the queue is shut. I’m expecting civil unrest in Southwark Park and hope the police don’t spare the baton.

In Home Alone 2, Kevin is actually the one who does the housebreaking when he illegally enters his Uncle's unoccupied home and proceeds to weaponise it and engage in large scale criminal damage. Yet we are expected to sympathise with him and actually support him. I think it’s disgusting that you approve of this. That's someone's home.

I found "bloostained" amusing. Admittedly not laughing with them though.

Advocating mob rule? Not a good look

Funny peculiar not funny ha ha?

Expulsion is the only option

I don't remember her majesty getting involved in throwing the Ayatollah around in his shroud, so it's only fair.

One would be an improvement

He’ll have one for flying helicopters in Afghanistan. You don’t have to do much to get a medal

There’s a nine mile long route for a queue to see the coffin. A wooden box. People have queued overnight

This is genuinely the best poem I’ve seen about the Queen dying. It’s not a strong field but still.

Is Ukraine not a major sunflower producer? Big part of the explanation there.

FSU took me a minute, I originally thought of FSM which would be good to see.

Do you think Azerbaijan are acting on their own initiative or is there a chance this is with US/NATO support?

Why have they roped Snoopy in now?

That ride should be burned. Bing is a whingeing wee c**t.

I think Porteous deserves a call up to be fair. Only one of our starting 11 is even eligible and i don't think anyone could make a case for him being included. On the sweepie, i will absolutely lose my shit if any hibs player gets away with kicking one of ours in the nuts again. Petty, i know.

Celtic, from the UK are playing Shakhtar from Ukraine in Poland. There will be a massive fuss about commemorating a rich elderly lady who died peacefully after a long and full life. Meanwhile Welcome to the United Nations Resources Resources English العربية 中文 English Français русский Español OHCHR Latest Media Center NEWS OFFICE OF THE HIGH COMMISSIONER FOR HUMAN RIGHTS Ukraine: civilian casualty update 12 September 2022 12 September 2022 Share Related NEWS Ukraine: civilian casualty update 27 May 2022 NEWS Ukraine: civilian casualty update 27 June 2022 PRESS BRIEFING NOTES Press briefing notes on Ukraine Date: 12 September 20221 From 24 February 2022, when the Russian Federation’s armed attack against Ukraine started, to 11 September 2022, the Office of the UN High Commissioner for Human Rights (OHCHR) recorded 14,248 civilian casualties in the country: 5,827 killed and 8,421 injured. This included: a total of 5,827 killed (2,270 men, 1,559 women, 153 girls, and 187 boys, as well as 35 children and 1,623 adults whose sex is yet unknown) a total of 8,421 injured (1,770 men, 1,289 women, 182 girls, and 250 boys, as well as 215 children and 4,715 adults whose sex is yet unknown) In Donetsk and Luhansk regions: 8,034 casualties (3,472 killed and 4,562 injured) On Government-controlled territory: 6,398 casualties (3,124 killed and 3,274 injured) On territory controlled by Russian armed forces and affiliated armed groups: 1,636 casualties (348 killed and 1,288 injured) In other regions of Ukraine (the city of Kyiv, and Cherkasy, Chernihiv, Ivano-Frankivsk, Kharkiv, Kherson, Kirovohrad, Kyiv, Mykolaiv, Odesa, Sumy, Zaporizhzhia, Dnipropetrovsk, Khmelnytskyi, Poltava, Rivne, Ternopil, Vinnytsia, Volyn, and Zhytomyr regions), which were under Government control when casualties occurred: 6,214 casualties (2,355 killed and 3,859 injured) Most of the civilian casualties recorded were caused by the use of explosive weapons with wide area effects, including shelling from heavy artillery, multiple launch rocket systems, missiles and air strikes. OHCHR believes that the actual figures are considerably higher, as the receipt of information from some locations where intense hostilities have been going on has been delayed and many reports are still pending corroboration. This concerns, for example, Mariupol (Donetsk region), Izium (Kharkiv region), Lysychansk, Popasna, and Sievierodonetsk (Luhansk region), where there are allegations of numerous civilian casualties.

You can't modernise a monarchy. If it was modern, it wouldn't be a monarchy. The other European monarchies that are clinging on aren't really modern. They're more vestigial. Like humans have a modern tail.

11 v 11 - score draw. 10 v 11 - 0-4. Over to you, Mr Porteous.