coprolite

"careful there Bill, that might upset the girls" "of course, they all have lovely bottoms"

We'll need some for the stadium. Everything after the first £75m will go into the squad.

I said they weren't much further to the right. Being more right wing is implicit in that. On most left/ right issues it's a difference of a couple of percent. That's enough to swing a fptp general election.

You're right. Newcastle and Gateshead put together have 2 less tory councillors (0) than Glasgow alone. They have little in common with the tory lickspittle weegies.

I don't think England's much further right than Scotland or Wales. Labour don't even need to be particularly left wing, just occasionally disagreeing with harmful austerity policies would help.

Well, it worked for the empire and workhouse party.

If Labour gave the impression of being a party of protest and Unions they'd be a lot more popular.

It didn't look like it on the clip. If he's a Tory then he probably just believes any old bullshit, it's a defining feature.

While you deviants were distracted by pornography last week, Nadine Dorries was making up more lies. Incidentally, this is the first time in about 10 years i've seen a clip on hignfy before i've seen it on the Internet.

The tories lost over 500 councillors across Great Britain. Labour gained over 100. Elections 2022: No breakdown or big breakthrough in uncomfortable night for big parties Laura Kuenssberg

If i was unwilling to accept mediocrity i'd still be a virgin.

The cocaine trade?

The actor or the effete scientist?

Interview by Chris McLaughlin

I do little enough work as it is. The last thing I need to do is to start making lists and stressing over what to put as my fifth favourite Coen brothers movie.

Uefa rules here https://documents.uefa.com/r/Regulations-of-the-UEFA-Europa-League-2021/22/Article-59-Other-team-equipment-Online they confirm your presumption, that there is no get out clause for conflict. UEFA demand exclusivity on lots of things. Which does beg the question of how this doesn’t breach your “pre-existing” contract.

I bet you don’t even use a pot

How can i not have known about this until now?

Jimmy Carr also on the bill. If you're going to attack a comedian anyway.......

Old skool

"it can't go on the ground, God will smite me." Will give this a try

Let the heathens spill theirs on the dusty ground. God will make them pay for each sperm that can't be found. Python 1:30

That story was making me despair for humanity until i reached the end and the government spokesperson said it was all ok.

One for the map geeks here https://scotland.shinyapps.io/nrs-settlements-localities-map/

If this was the badly run club award you'd be up there. Dundee have some next level banter in there on top of common or garden bad management: High profile signing of international and Celtic striker and alleged groomer Leigh Griffiths curtailed due to him being shite. The flare incident. Giving a failing manager the January window then immediately sacking him when it closed. McGhee giving inappropriate instructions to the bench because he had a 2 minute time lag on his monitor. McGhee fasting and being cold. I'm sure i missed stuff from earlier in the season.