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That's a damning indictment of the cabinet there.

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It's traditional for yo yo clubs that finish high up the table to follow with a season of shite. Not worried about Hearts at all. I am worried about the missed opportunity for us and the potential for a rebuild to go tits up.

Wales is Imperial, about 2/3 of the metric Belgium that barmy Brussels Bureacrats tried to force on us.

Nothing wrong with Curtis. Apart from not being able to play football very well.

Cove Rangers v Aberdeen, Aberdeenshire cup semi final circa 1999 There was a terrace that was either made of sand or had a lot of sand on it, with a load of litter lying about. Some young kids (<10 yo) were down the front, flinging sand and plastic bottles at each other. The smallest one took a face full of sand then you could see he'd had a brilliant idea. He filled of the plastic bottles with the sand and launched it point blank at the boy who'd sanded him, right between the eyes. Biggest cheer of the afternoon from our section.

Salted caramel is shite. Ruins both caramel and salt.

I'd rather get hit in the face with a nail enhanced golf ball than experience that.

Doubled up on Sam Rockwell yesterday: The Bad Guys Dreamworks animation about a heist crew of scary animals headed by the big bad wolf. Fairly tight, mcGuffin based, plot with some decently entertaining bits. Non stop action with loads of uptempo music. Looks more cartoony than most dreamworks stuff, which goes well with some proper moments of cartoon physics. Just falls a bit short on characters, humour, warmth etc. 6/10 The Way, Way Back Awkward teen stuck on holiday with his recently divorced Mum's arsehole boyfriend makes unlikely friends. Really small events with almost no moments of real drama. Maybe one or two at most. But the small stuff was so well handled it felt really important, like it would for the characters. Really enjoyed it though they slightly overdid the pathos into mawkishness towards the end. Completely not what i was expecting from the title. Thought it was going to be a wonderyears style nostalgia fest with voiceover with Judd Apatow style humour. Still none the wiser about the title. Might be a reference to the car seat in the boot i guess? 7/10

The list i've seen of our players going out of contract in the summer suggests that we only have Ojo, McGeogh and Ruth still to decide on along with a couple of sub standard loanees. Is that list right? I'd be tempted to give Ruth another year to make it. Assume the other two will move on. Unless we sell anyone or otherwise move them on then we're probably looking at no more than four first team signings. Ferguson and Ramsay are saleable. We could possibly mutual consent Lewis and /or Ramirez if the rumblings about them wanting away are true but that would only free up wages and not fees. Everyone else is probably in the best gig they can get and would need paid off. I feel we're going to be disappointed by the scale of the rebuild over the summer. Hope not, but...

Part time nurses could learn a thing or two from the truly deprived, like MPs https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-mp-salary-peter-bottomley-b1933668.html

Completely fucked it here

Showing some consistency at least.

I'm off out tonight for a 2k+ Ah, la haute cuisine x

I'm not in Scotland. We have one guy running as both Plaid and Green, which i've never heard of before. I know they had a no contest agreement but that seems different. Kind of stops me voting Green because of Plaid's mental linguistic xenophobe wing in the North. Lib Dems candidates came round door knocking and apologised for the coalition. I asked what their main priorities were and they were parks and road safety. I was looking for the bins and mental health provision, so they've failed.

Publishing the calories saves you having to read the description and is efficient. "450" says "shite" way more effectively than "beetroot and rocket salad with pomegranate dressing" On the other hand, "1,450" sounds amazing. It's probably got cheese and some sort of fried potato as well as proper meat.

The scoundrels! That’s our job Cutting our soft power activities (aka aid) has probably exacerbated this as far as the UK is concerned

I heard that he's going to give everyone non-dom status.

Unaccountably popular dreck

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Why even lie? Surely most people would understand his family wanting more privacy? It's just force of habit.

Judging a manager without a transfer window seems premature. Is the skoda JET?

Clearly a better team. Goal difference doesn't lie.

Yes, he was Belize domiciled. Then he said he'd give that up and move to the UK, but didn't, because these people lie continuously and effortlessly. Definitely not as funny as call me Dave fucking a pig's heid though.

Domicile is a UK tax concept that affects only what you pay UK tax on. It doesn't mean the Indian tax rules will necessarily tax anything in India. She lives here so is probably UK resident for tax. Resident and domiciled pay uk tax on worldwide earnings. You can get treaty relief if you also pay tax elsewhere. Resident non doms pay tax on UK earnings or overseas income "remitted" to the UK. That doesn't mean you have to pay overseas tax on the non-UK earnings anywhere. Her dividends could well end up in the caymans or somewhere. The tories deliberately put out a red herring about her Indian citizenship to muddy the waters. Citizenship might be one factor indicating domicile but it is not decisive or the only factor. Perfectly possible for an Indian citizen to have UK domicile.