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Bloody Mexicans, always remaking Japanese films.

NZ clearly going to empty their jails like Castro in Scarface

You're the one for me, fattie

I've awoken full of optimism that today is the day that the plan clicks for us. We're going to give Hibs a football lesson then go on a winning run.

We haven't limited our capacity. We've limited our "expected capacity" of over 18s. If more than 10k turn up then we'll be shocked, really, but they really weren't expected. If Hearts have to suffer for our subterfuge that's acceptable collateral damage.

Not convinced that's the case. The recent decision, which hasn't been reported in detail looks like it is more procedural than fact based. That is, it's just decided that the original interdict from August is legally sound. It doesn't mean that the new judge agrees it should have been granted, just that it's not so dodgy that he can overturn it. He might agree with it and think it's great though, who knows. It's not clear what the basis of the original interdict was, simply that parks is "an interested party". Nothing published has shed any light on what that means. There were reports that the courts saw a contract. No reports that they discussed the nature or strength of that contract. No detail on how interested an interested party needs to be. Whether this is a victory for Rangers depends on why they made the challenge in the first place. If Rangers will genuinely benefit from Parks presence it is a win. It's hard to see how they will. If Rangers launch another procedural challenge it will become obvious that they're simply delaying. Again, not obvious what the benefit would be. (confirmation bias leads me to believe that it's so they don't have to pay compo and climb down, but other than Rangers being c***s there's little evidence for this.) Interesting that you see this as Rangers case against the SPFL. My automatic understanding was that it's the other way, but of course it is neither really, it's a two way dispute. Which i hope gets messy and embarrassing for all parties.

Not sure that would technically be money, although there's no single agreed definition of what money actually is. Finally the Tories get to issue food stamps to the feckless and look all modern and techy at the same time.

100%. The only thing that can stop you dying is being dead. Chances are that when it comes it will have nothing to do with your sore arm though.

Last 3 supports you brought to Pittodrie were 1,471, 1,045 and 368. Clearly some fairweathers will miss out, but f**k em. Also some bona fides will miss out too. f**k em too.

Win rates are meaningless. It's posession stats you need.

Not sure. I've had a pie though.

This guy sounds great. He's playing an absolute blinder. Weak management is the issue her.

Posession 65:35 to Aberdeen Hibs to win 3-0 with one shot on target. David Bate's playing the offside trap against that baldy lad that we tried to sign is the stuff of nightmares.

That's paywalled so i can't follow the intricacies of the argument. However they've handily added a picture of the author... ... which contains enough information about the pompous, smug windbaggery to come that reading is unnecessary.

Missed that. Hope he's getting a load of minutes in.

Only the modern ones surely?

I'm not convinced by the "giving youth a chance" narrative. Dean Campbell has been dropped from midfield in favour of two loanees and an old man. McLennan seems to be behind Hayes in the pecking order. Ngwenya has fallen back out of the picture. Apart from the two full backs who were first put in by Sheerin, have any youth team graduates really had a look in?

15% of the "profit from the sale" donated to the legion though. Absolutely not ripping the piss out of gullible morons here.

FAO @Hoose Rice

It reminded me of the feeling i'd get as a kid when my Dad would get road rage and shout at a lorry. Equal parts of wishing he'd shut up and thinking "yaas, go on."

What you might imagine "Zander Diamond" looks like: What Zander Diamond looks like:

Maybe some of this positivity will rub off on the team and give them a lift. Positivity cures ineptitude right?

You called it. Life immitating half-arsed mockery.

Enjoyed those highlights. Pasquinelli didn't look bad in those but John Stewart looked like a world beater. Grassi definitely fits the bill for this thread.