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coprolite

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  1. Wow. Unconscious bias identified. I guess it's because they're feeble minded.
  2. She should have administered leaches, or maybe just general blood letting These trendy modern medical theories about balancing the humours and whatnot will never catch on. It was obviously daemons and she should have been burnt or drowned.
  3. We'll be fucked for meeting our CO2 targets if we have to make our own stuff. Let China do it and take the flak for our excessive consumption
  4. Is Griffiths banned yet or is that waiting on the police and courts now? And Adam is still injured right? Hopefully Hedges manages a start for us. I think that folk predicting a snorefest are wide of the mark and that it's going to be an incident packed, low quality, laugh a minute. Dons win due to being incentivised by bonuses.
  5. I thought he came across as very credible and removed any lingering doubts i may have had.
  6. It works though. I'd never heard of these guys before today and still wouldn't have if they had gone about things nicely. No such thing as bad publicity?
  7. The actual cause is quite a good one, being something tangible and achievable instead of the usual empty slogans (make poverty history etc) or vague ideas (xr). Clearly their tactics are stupid and counterproductive. But there's just something inherently ridiculous about militant lagging enthisiasts that gives the whole thing a Brasseye feel.
  8. Thermal insulation is shite. Electrical for me, every time. Especially if there's no earth wire.
  9. Larry Graham (invented slap bass) Aphex Twin Mad that the first ten years or so of hip hop went unrecorded, so we'll never really hear how that evolved. I read in Smash Hits when i was a child Cliff Richard claiming to have invented rock n roll. He clarified he meant in the UK. Then further clarified he meant he was the first to dress a certain way, with "puce socks". Still not sure what puce is. Anyway. Not Cliff. Lonnie Donegan, no Lonnie, no 60s.
  10. Agreed. Wham! was getting totally played by Ramsay every time as well which was hilarious until tbe bouffant p***k scored.
  11. Just say there was a mass movement, what could it accomplish? Short of an armed takeover and ruling by coercion, the best outcome would be to force an election. Against Keith. Pyrrhic as f**k. It's an economic and demographic problem. A lot of pensions need funded.
  12. You were pretty niggly. It was like playing a Levein team. Thought Ralston (maybe?) was lucky not to get more than a talking to for a studs up lunge from behind on the edge of our box. Yes, these grapes are remarkably tart.
  13. I've not seen any Richard Curtis after 4 Weddings. I'm not sure i've seen any romantic comedies at all since Hitch. Do they still make them? Just missing Conan the Destroyer out of having watched all of Arnie's ouevre (i think), although i did fall asleep in the one where his daughter's a zombie.
  14. It wishes. I went to Coney Island in November when it was half deserted and it was only 1/10th as bleak as Barry Island. Coney Island has a heritage of Warriors, a Mercury Rev song and a historical (and terrifying) wooden rollercoaster. Barry Island has mugs with James Corden's stupid face on them.
  15. Barry Island (aka Barrybados). Not that it's particularly highly rated but any suggestion that it's in any way adequate or acceptable counts as over-rating. The rides are 80% rust. The arcade machines are all fourth hand from shitey resorts like Paignton and Blackpool have broken lights and bits missing. The prizes are shit that poundland would turn its nose up at, especially the sweeties which seem to have been specially stored in a warm damp cupboard. We took the kids in the fairground once and witnessed a small child on the aeroplane ride being pushed round in circles and lifted up and down manually. Tunnel of Goats would be a huge improvement.
  16. Before the game i'd have taken just avoiding a hiding. Having seen how shite Celtic are i am furious we didn't win. Our defending for the first goal was absolutely typical. And Joe would have had the cross.
  17. The walk from Avebury following a row of stones, past a few minor barrows, up to West Kennet long barrow and back via Silbury hill is absolutely amazing.
  18. My folks live in Cupar and regularly see reds in the pine copse out the back. I've watched it. It is terrible. You have made a good choice.
  19. Hope we do the conga at corners to go with our 7-0 spanking for the full retro experience.
  20. M4/m5 this morning. Bunch of c***s Especially Kid in a fiesta who overtook me and pulled in about a metre in front of me before slamming on his brakes to get onto the slip road. Woman in a bright purple Jag flashing her lights a foot from my back bumper for the two minutes it took me to overtake a van. The uncannily large number of people that overtook me only to slow immediately causing me to inadvertently undertake. By the fourth of these c***s i was becoming paranoid that i was being targeted in some sick game.
  21. She needs the art of a subtle guilt trip in there. "we need medicine for the children. Oh, and while you're in there, a bottle of cava."
  22. If she's anything like my wife she knows fine well how much of an arseache working is and that's why she gets you to do it.
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