Loonytoons

Giles

That and the Kerr Hay love in.

God might be an elephant based on that hypothesis.

What time will we come round?

Prolonged drought in the med countries has wrecked the olive crops the last couple of years.

Loved that show. Sat on my arse watching it every Saturday.

You could always turn the TV over to something else and help your blood pressure.

Armoured body. Could be a tank.

My niece used germolene instead of bonjela on her mouth ulcers.

Aye. Right enough.

Forfar player was pretty much on the line at the corner flag. No way was that offside.

And a singing one too.

This just can't be true. Are you guys shooting at your own keeper?

That pretty much covers every opinion on this thread.

Moving on from the car insurance thread...polis have now got my car and say it's undamaged, though what the thieving gits have done to the engine and suspension is another matter. Said thieving gits have almost certainly still got my key. I've looked at reprogramming the key fob and it suggests that if I reset the key in the car, any other keys won't work unless I reset them at the same time. Any takes on this? I'll still be parking my car in the vicinity of where it was nicked and don't want them using the key to get back in again.

The wifey laughing in the background...

This is surely not an unpopular opinion.

Pickpocket was my thought!

Possibly should have been on the quick question thread... Looks like I dropped my car key getting out of it this morning. Car is no longer parked where it should have been. Will the insurer pay out?

It's like a Viz letter.

Turns out the pups had been squabbling and he told his MiL to shove a broom between them to make them stop. Looks like the xl mother took exception to her pups being "attacked". I'd have thought coming between any dog and their pups in such a manner wouldn't be a clever move, let alone something the size as one of those.

Can't see bottom getting past 36 tbh

And dragging another 2 teams into the relegation battle

Shit on demand or not surely it will still need picking up?

No shit Sherlock?