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We're gonna be Derby County circa 1997-1998. Excellent stuff. I am drinking beer in the office. Thank you.

We only sign brilliantly named French players. #deelightful

I think 6th - 8th hopefully. Top six (dross out, new guys in) should be a goer.

Two promising young keepers as back ups is great for the future and good for the budget.

How old is Frecklington for Lincoln now? Would be a worth a punt if we lose Gowser/Kamara.

Get the feeling this boy could be a gem (despite coming from the carpet fuckers). Now, John Mills from Hereford up front please McCann. Thank you.

Hello all Ideally looking to pack in Japan/South Korea in two weeks in Jan 2019... Now, aside from Tokyo and Seoul - which other islands/cities/towns would you recommend? I want to pack in as much as humanly possible.

I’m English. Only people with learning difficulties like them.

Please take him. Thank you.

Montrose sadly collecting Dab rejects.

Not good news but £2 million isn't to be sniffed at...

Looks like Gowser may have fucked it.

Only 3.9 on google reviews mate. Tut tut.

Bob Mahelp aka Bob ‘Needs Help’. #prayforbobby

If Gowser has done what he’s allegedly done then that’s game over for him. It’s completely indefensible. However, Dundee FC have stuck by him through hard times and it seemed he’d turned a corner, throwing himself into his football. Let’s wait for more info before we throw him under a bus. Thank you.

Fucking hell. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Yeah, announced after I bought a Network Card for the South East...GRR!

Which away day is best for next season Dees? Me and my mate thinking of coming up for a game. Looking at St Mirren as got a mate in Paisley...

Holt would have been a solid back up but guessing he’s wants regular starts.

The warchest is making a return?

O'Hara and Kamara off? £10 million and we sell.

Just seen this myself...like any of those would go to R*ng*rs!

Yeah, signing best midfielder and striker from the league above. One of their fat middle aged fans told us to 'f**k off if we weren't Canvey'. Charming. They should let it sink.

I used to watch Hamlet occasionally but the amount of hipsters there is staggering. I also used to watch Clapton but the amount of smug c**ts there is astounding. It's all about Haringey Borough now.