Girth

The warchest is making a return?

O'Hara and Kamara off? £10 million and we sell.

Just seen this myself...like any of those would go to R*ng*rs!

Yeah, signing best midfielder and striker from the league above. One of their fat middle aged fans told us to 'f**k off if we weren't Canvey'. Charming. They should let it sink.

I used to watch Hamlet occasionally but the amount of hipsters there is staggering. I also used to watch Clapton but the amount of smug c**ts there is astounding. It's all about Haringey Borough now.

Haringey Borough 3 Canvey Island 1. Fantastic scenes in what was a pretty even game first half. Second half Borough got their arses in gear and cruised to a win (despite a late Canvey goal). Delighted to see the third goal go in to guarantee Borough a place in level 7. Lovely stuff.

Cigars out boys? Thank you.

#LOANENDED

This Sir is fucking outstanding. [emoji122][emoji122][emoji122] Take a bow. Thank you.

Defo mate. I’m a season ticket holder and I go when I can. The whole setup is magnificent. Let’s beat the islanders!

That kit is fucking smoking.

I was at Haringey Borough vs. Heybridge Swifts yesterday. Cracking playoff game, great atmosphere, neat football between two evenly matched teams. Borough won 2-0 so it's Canvey Island in the final at Coles Park Sunday. Borough are a cracking club.

Yep. Dunfermline are slowly becoming Dundee II.

Thanks mate. He’s awful though. Please keep him forever.

Best thing I've seen in ages.

Awesome. Cheers all!

We're staying up but we'll let you play the satsumas from across the road in our absence.

'Matrix' 'Right to left thinking' 'Reaching out' All a load of corporate bollocks.

I don't believe you mate! Good for sport and if you like Welsh birds.

The Witch 8/10 Really enjoyed this freaky British horror. Great build up, tense and beautifully shot. Definitely recommended.

Come on Arbroath - win the playoffs yeah guys? Thank you.

#weareallhibs Fantastic effort.

Shame I'm out tonight and Fri otherwise I'd be game. Still, keep me posted about future events. Two new potential members in Stoke Newington/Manor House way.