Silas Stingy

Not been on Facebook for 2 weeks, and I have honestly felt better for it. Sadly though, my curiosity got the best of me and I signed back in. As expected, I come across trash right away.

Got off the phone to my sister two hours ago. After a 10 minute conversation she broke down and told me that she was planning on killing herself a few days ago, and that she changed her mind because she can't leave her children behind. She has been going through a lot lately after not talking to my mum, her boyfriend sending her disguasting texts, and the place she is staying being the most bleak part Fife has to offer. I feel incredbly lost at the moment, and I feel sick to my stomach knowing that she is by herself right now.

Go through one day without seeing any "Elf on the Shelf," memes

I only really complete games from years back. Always lose interest on new ones, so I go back to the old ones. Completed a lot of games, but I will list 5 that were a hard time to get through. Ghost and Goblins (NES) Rayman 1 (PS1) Megaman 1 through 6 (NES) Super Mario: The Lost Levels (NES/SNES) I Wanna Be The Guy (Not really a well-known game, but it's almost impossible to complete and is seen as the hardest game ever made.There is a lot of videos on YouTube of it that showcase the extremely hard difficulty well.) Currently trying to get all the trophies for the Crash N Sane Trilogy. Only got Crash 3 to complete to get the full 100%.

To be fair, it's still not has bad as the clowns claiming that he had no reason to do it because he was famous.

I normally don't like to go get involved in Facebook drama with my friends, but how one of my friends was behaving today did wind me up a little bit. He started going on a tangent labelling me as a Venmous Snake and a Leftist Student Anarchist because I thought that the tears coming from outraged Dr Who fans over the new Doctor being played by a female was glorious. He was labelling people who call these bigots out as these names but I made a few comments on an article right before he put that up, so I know that what I put down was what made him write it in the first place. He tried to defend their actions by saying that people would get offended if a Male played the character for Wonder Women and Cat Women. What he fails to understand is that Dr Who is a show where they have been changing their Actors for decades, and that they obviously wouldn't wouldn't give Wonder Women the same treament because that is based on one character who doesn't have an entirely different persona like each Doctor has on Dr Who. Heck, even the character's gender is in the title so obviously it would be ridiculous if they were to have a man play the role. I'm happy to say that the sneaky c**t is removed from my friends list mainly because he slagged me off behind my back and didn't have the nerve to at least question me on what I was saying.

I don't think the best Scottish politician would ever have to carry the shame of getting a first class telling from Kezia Dugdale.

Not surprising to find that the Unionist ramblers on here respond to genuine questions with a ridiculous sound bite or a pish "meme".

Always nice to get an American point of view on this whole fiasco.

The Scottish Politics forum page on Facebook is filled with the most delusional p***ks I have ever encountered. I will die a happy man if I don't come across these people who are glued to the past.

"its the typical leftie media!!! they cant stop us being english and proud!!" Do I get a bonus prize for guessing on what the majority of the commenters look like as well?

Whenever Ruth Davidson thinks up another scare story my natural reaction is always just....

I think Snakes get way too much of a bad rep. I find images like this incredibly cute. I do feel a strong need to boak whenever I see them shed their skin though.

Just a typical Sunday night on Facebook.

I have one of these lurking about as well. Admittedly, I have thought about going to the local shop and trying to pass it off as a fiver.

1. People who ramble on about their exes and label them as "Snakes" when they behave just as bad if not even worse than them. 2. Grown men who feel the need to constantly share painfully unfunny memes. 3. The comments on the STV page. That is all. 4. Boring people who post every little thing they do throughout the day. I know this bag of b*****d who shares pictures of video calls he has with people on Skype. FFS! 5. "Like for a PM" Would love to see their reaction if there was a dislike button and someone rightly disliked their attention seeking crap.

The instrumentation of Slip Inside this House by Primal Scream would fit really well with a Sonic CD level.

I don't understand why they're complaining. If they want to watch an episode they haven't seen before they can just pick an old one out of the 5000 odd episodes available.

Can someone pin-point what is so funny about crap like this?

Was absolutely creased watching this.

Facebook is going to be even more torturous on the 1st of January when the attention seeking sheep drag on about how happy that the killer that is 2016 is over and that 2017 is somehow going to be better.

One of my friends was asking everyone whether he should have a Dominos or a Kebab tonight. This was his next post...