Steve_Wilkos

'Stormzy' tried his shtick on AFC-Chat for a while. He truly is one of life's biggest losers.

She even called it the "Captain Tom Building". You have to respect the grift. If you're going to do it, be 100% shameless.

The Long Good Friday - 7/10

Jake Humphrey and Steven Bartlett. #HighPerformance #BeLikeBartlett

Titanic II? More like, Bye-tanic 7.

With or without a Clubcard?

Sunderland man jailed for performing sex act while kneeling over captured seagull David Lee, 40, told police that he believed the seagull was hurt and that he was searching for a vet's number. However, a police investigation revealed he was watching pornography during the incident. Sky News story here.

One regular day of Scotland ViaPlay. That's all I ask for. Will never happen.

Big Cormack is objectively hilarious. The hair, the accent, the mannerisms - I love the man with every fibre of my being.

Well done, Brian.

Even if he is Scottish, Aberdeen should not be signing Ross Doohan. Never sign a keeper with a silly name.

JOMA

Using a halibut like a curling stone to get it from one side of the fish factory to the other.

Paul Heaton wrote "Perfect 10" and is therefore automatically one of the worst "human beings" to ever have existed.

Kris Doolan? More like, Kris Fraudlan.

Dundee United? More like, Doonpee Pooshited.

Glasgow Saintees, you just got Cormacked.