Tony Ferrino

Michael Jackson didnt build the funfair just for himself.

Bit like pre Sky.

Have you sucked out your vaccine yet?

Tbf that's your answer to everything.

Twitter needs a Chilean miner type account for this. "Stockton has just blocked the toilet".

For £200k you'd hope they have Scrabble on board.

Still in Haa land from last night.

"The ultimate Titanic experience".

Could you not just pause the film and pick up where you left off?

Best probably at the moment reading your posts and knowing I need to sort my own life out. It's great stuff and a wake up to some if not all of us. Keep posting in your weird tone because you're a good person and we're all a bit fucked up anyway. Love x. Genuine.x

Fucking bell.

Frank Sidebottom sadly died quite a while ago.

Islamic state style punishments for them all. Signs with stick men being pushed off buildings and cages with them on fire in every public place.

No point trying, they swim way faster than us.

As someone else said, the hint at the end about a women's team. Ted's Lassies.

Holly Wheelaby.

Everybody's good at cooking something....

Think it already is.

Joe Fritzl was born in 1935.

Was thinking of that long knives nonsense but might be a year or so out.

I know, but I'm half pished and always take things on tangents when I'm like this.

The original by Koss was much better.

Owls can't fly very far.