Raith Against The Machine

It was so close to working, too. I'm still up for the season, but a win tonight would've really been belting. As always seems to be the case, I was just the one goal away. Ah well

Owen Coyle's sole purpose in life is to lose me money.

This means you're middle class.

I realised after I posted that someone did actually whack a bit of Pantera, when Dimebag Darrell was shot on stage...

Cannae whack a bit of Pantera.

I could be wrong, but is Michael W not the biggest "hardcore" fan we have? Anyone who replies to this post with a joke that in some way relates to pornography automatically loses.

Then throw your computer out the window. Cheers

If you absolutely have to put a picture of yourself on the cover, at least have the good sense to make sure you're engulfed in flames.

Today's PTTGOYN. Album artwork. Now, I realise that you're no longer got as big a space for your image on the front of your album/single, given that its a CD and not an LP, but the lack of effort still disappoints me. Don't put yourself on the cover, nobody wants to see you. The sheer lack of psychedelic dragons, spaceships and wizards worries me. I want to see less of this: and more of this:

Thanks to Spotify, I'm going to be doing a lot of downloading between now and going back to Stirling, so it's going to be a good 3 weeks solid of renaming tracks from the likes of Can, my new most favourite 70s West German experimental rock band!

It's not as bad as downloading a two disc album, which comes with no way to tell which "Track 1" is on which disc C'mon, people who upload albums for me to download, name your tracks correctly I had to find a list of the tracks, with the track length, and work out the song titles from that.

I can afford to drink this week!

Unbelievable Hearts lost me money last week against Dundee United, so the least they can do is have the good grace to be beaten by Rangers. Oh no! They're winning, and Rangers have had a man sent off. If I hadn't won fairly big last Saturday, I would be apoplectic at the moment.

It's going to be brilliant if we take the lead early on, "Top of the League and you're no!" wise!

I'm surprised he was even involved in the game. If it was Levein's intention to send him out on loan to the Rovers, why bring him on with 22 minutse to go in at SPL game? Certainly sounds like he's been unlucky with injuries. There's every change that he's dislocated the same shoulder again.

Ach, pish. 12 minutes later. You knew what I mean.

Casalinuovo has come on for Dundee United today in their game after 68 minutes, only to be replaced himself 12 minutes earlier. So...

I thought it said free plasticine Plasticine's immense. I reckon it'd actually be quite good to have a wee dod of it sitting on the desk, for boredom/stress relief. Makes your hands smell weird though.

Oh my shit. He better not be available for tomorrow. I've just remembered about the last Argentinian to play for the Rovers against Ross County. Ramiro Gonzalez. We lost 7-1.

I love it when people turn up and say "This was in my house and nobody wanted it." Got a full bottle of Morgan's Spiced to myself that way once. Belting!

That sounds disastrous. In fact, the only one of those four that I'd willingly drink is the whisky! Actually, house parties are one good thing about being a whisky drinker. If you take a bottle of vodka it gets tanned by everyone, but hardly anyone drinks whisky. I can buy a bottle of whisky for a house party and know it'll only be me and one or two of my pals drinking it. I haven't been to a decent house party in ages

As long as you're at least 60% confident that nobody at the party is going to dip their boaby in it, it's almost definitely a brilliant idea. I think the one at the party I mentioned started off as a big bowl of Sex on the Beach, but it was quickly corrupted with various types of alcopop, Aftershock, and whatever else could be had. And also, secretly, a fair whack of absinthe. Edit: By a strange coincidence, I'm fairly sure the Caley goalkeeper in the sig above this post was at said party.

Punchbowls are fucking immense at house parties. They should be a requirement. Especially when people like me turn up with a quarter bottle of absinthe in the jacket pocket. I ate a whole lemon like an apple, that night.

Casalinuovo makes the most sense, from all of the wee bits of cryptic information we keep hearing. Had a wee look at what the Dundee United fans were saying about him after he played against Arbroath and UCD, and apparently he scored a belter in Ireland. Some of them were touting him as a potential first team player, and are slightly peeved that Levein has deemed him "one for the future". One of them also says that he'd play best alongside a "fast, smaller striker" which is most definitely Graham Weir, and probably Greg Tadé, too. Although it's all just hearsay, it sounds like the kind of player we need to complete the attack.

I disagree, I think she's seen an opportunity and grabbed onto it with both... oh.