Utter Roaster

And yet, according to the Beeb we seem to prefer Ryan Jack to partner McGinn and McGregor in midfield. Jesus wept.

Dross getting his turn for a puff piece in today's Times, a few weeks after Baroness Brassneck.

At the moment, nothing, bizarrely. Maybe saving something monumentally fuckwitted for my birthday...

Shame about TrumptyDumpty's brother. His 'best friend' apparently. Would have loved to have been at his bedside, but do you realise how difficult it is to get a tee-time before 3 o'clock?

Kitler

The sweet smell of roast gammon.

Reported for er...making me feel old?

So THAT'S why you've been ignoring me!

Nah, I was thinking of the bits where he congratulated or complimented his opponents - 0 times, preferring to shout 'f**k you' at them - and encouraging his players to injure their opponents. C*nt

Watched it last night. A truly charmless c**t.

Air fryer for me. Got it in Lidl just after Xmas and since lockdown I've been using it 3 or 4 times a week. Keep the freezer well stocked with breaded fish, chicken goujons etc and when I can't be arsed cooking something proper - lunchtime pretty much every day - 15 mins and they're done. Tried making a few things which have been less successful; haven't quite mastered the batter/oil combination.

'Fucking over the electorate is like making love to a beautiful woman...'

Got to be missionary, although I reckon his missus might be more into reverse cowgirl. So she wouldn't have to look at his grinning chimp face.

Nothing came up when I searched for 'club songs' so hope this one hasn't been done before... So your club has a song or chant, maybe more than one. Disregarding the particular lyrics, any idea where the melody comes from? Seems that quite a few are based on songs from musicals or pieces of classical/orchestral music. Couple of examples. Aberdeen's Stand Free uses Aaron Copland's Appallachian Spring Theme (better known to many as Lord of the Dance). Montrose's Dynamo uses the tune of O Tannenbaum, an occasional Christmas standard. And Hello Hello is based on a folk song written during the US Civil War, Marching Through Georgia. Anybody got examples of club songs or chants that borrow interesting melodies from other sources?

He writes for the Yoonsmon FFS. If it's true that papers are on the verge of going bust, I hope they're the first. Only people who will miss it are roasters like Jill Stephenson and that guy from New Cut Rig who'll need to find somewhere else to send their daily SNP Baaaaaad letter, and folk that need something to stick on the floor when they're house training puppies.

We had a weekend (which turned into a comedy sketch thanks to a broken down car) to see a pal, with a trip to Shodoshima in the middle (and I think the car was actually there not Takamatsu, sorry). Went to the soy sauce museum and saw some olive groves, but it was off season and because the car was kaput had to do it by bus.

Fucking foreigners, coming over here taking our jobs https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52293061 Er, hud oan a bit...

Not so much bias as just blatant 'who gives a f**k about Jockoland', at the time of writing there is a story on the front page of the BBC website where the headline is 'Dundee vote in favour of SPFL proposals' and the accompanying thumbnail is of... Shankland celebrating with his Utd teammates.

Last time I was over in Japan. Wandering around Takamatsu waiting for the ferry for a day trip to Shodoshima. Thought it was so odd at the time, I took a photo!

Went for my weekly shop earlier. Got in the car, battery flat as a pancake. 2 mile walk there and back with a week's shopping.

Actually given some of the utter rockets who are (apparently) fully qualified lawyers, it tells a lot about what being rich can buy you in the US.

Probably bad form quoting your own post but, I phoned the old dear last night as I'm not allowed to go and see her, and she actually said 'I was really impressed with Nicola Sturgeon today, talked a lot of sense and without notes'. Any P&B doctors tell me if this is sudden onset dementia? Otherwise I need to keep her alive through this coronavirus shite so I can get her voting yes next time round.

Country on the verge of lockdown, Govt advising against non-essential travel, so Mrs Roaster decides she's still going to fly down to London for the weekend to see offspring because it's his birthday. I genuinely hope they close the transport system and she gets fucking stuck there.

f**k me, even that shitstain Johnson wouldn't say that. Americans really are fucked if the best option is replace Tango man with Bidet.