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Mods, please. Heard enough of that non-word when Chuckles was getting his crown.

Used to be a big thing. Announce the new kit, wear it on the final day, sell a load for over the summer. Now most clubs announce in the summer, maybe have an open day or something, and then wear it pre-season (always depending on whether their supplier can send them enough kit!).

That's the reason Crawford isn't being kept on, isn't it? So I'd imagine the chances of Cardle coming in would be slim.

Music just too early for me and didn't get the painter. 8

Did it bring in six figures? Would they not have been agreed had we still had someone like Ross McArthur or Kip McBay or whomever in charge? Isn't that something that the commercial director would be doing anyway? And don't you remember the poor way the Legends Wall etc was handled? Would you say that Cook has provided value for money? I think there a lot of questions to be asked there. And even if there wasn't, I don't really care if we do have a new Asian noodle partner, I care about us doing things properly and getting an attractive, winning team on the park.

David Cook is certainly drawing a salary (a good one at that) and there's definitely a big argument to made about his value for money.

Without posting evidence myself, a volunteer who is quite well known to some supporters has also told me something similar. Cook's wages (and bonus for us winning League One!), the board asking volunteers to pay stuff out their own pockets (travel and accommodation costs), unrealistic sounding budget cuts to certain things, etc. We seem to be aiming for a professional back office but are going about things in a very unprofessional manner IMO.

Which is weird because they've had badges on previously and have them on file for the live games they show.

One long punt, one bit of indecision and suddenly we look rattled. I know Mehmet will get much of the blame for not coming out as quickly and as authoritatively as he could have done, but once Fagan-Walcott got in front of the man he should have been hooking that clear somewhere. Really poor goal to lose. We look like we're going to lose this.

Not convinced by that. Blasted at him about 6 inches away and may have been outside the box. Anyway, Mehmet loves a penalty save, so no harm no foul.

Good ball in, good run, good header, terrible half of football. Big 45 for the Caley though. Play off bound if they can't turn it around. They looked decent in that middle section of the game but lack a cutting edge and the fact nobody thought to pick up Bene at the back post from the second ball isn't the sort of thing you'd expect from the much vaunted second beat defence in the league.

Interestingly (or you no, not), the other Kenny was on Five Live duties today which I found quite weird until I realised there were only 4 Premiership games today so it would appear to make more sense to the BBC to send Kenny Crawford to Coventry v Blackburn rather than say Kelty v Montrose.

I'm not saying that the Caley players like a dive, but they certainly "go down easily". Anyway, a good opening 45 seconds for us but since then it's been all Inverness. Our passing has been sloppy, there isn't much movement and everything just looks a bit laboured. Todd and Ritchie-Hosler barely touched the ball yet and again Kane is isolated up top despite us playing a nominal 3-4-3.

Think I knew them all today or at least could work them out. 10.

Rhino and dead lady both wrong today. 8

More money? Aren't they rolling in all that lovely cash from the TV deal that was coming as part of the B teams being in the league?

Not trendy perhaps but surely it's Paul McCartney. In arguably the biggest, most popular, most influential band of all time and wrote or co-wrote some of the greatest songs ever recorded. A songwriter who can casually toss away classic songs for other artists since he had better stuff for the Beatles albums. In another vastly successful and popular band who musically were probably better than the Beatles but without the critical success. A successful solo artist who has produced some fantastic solo records (and yes, some dross) across a wide range of genres. Someone who has dueted with or collaborated with some of the biggest names of their respective generations (Stevie Womder, Michael Jackson, Rihanna, Kanye West, etc) An early advent of avant garde and electronic music, he's written film scores, classical pieces and everything in between. Tl;Dr - it's McCartney.

8 - band and dolls house.

Exactly my thoughts and exactly my score. 9

There are some apps etc that can be useful (blookit and kahoot are quizzes that can be used, they can be used instead of a stopwatch and light source in science, you can look up stuff when doing research, you can live translate if English isn't your native language etc) but for many regions they can all be done on the tablets of chromebooks that each pupil gets. In Fife, where we don't have individual devices and nowhere near enough laptops to use, it's an easy way out if you don't have immediate Internet access. Personally I think they're more trouble than they're worth but there's plenty money to be made by 'education app' developers who'll insist that they are a massive benefit.

I assumed living sportsman was an in-joke for the best at all the sports they play after training (tec-ball, table tennis, snooker, golf, whatever) but a sportsmanship award sounds like the sort of thing they do at under 11s so everyone gets a medal...

That's an interesting topic starter... not sure where or when that's supposed to happened, but keep on fighting the good fight. We don't score many, so the superbly organised, meagre defence (the second best in the league, I'm sure I read somewhere?) won't have to do too much work. This will be 0-0 or 1-0 either way I reckon.

We have a constant battle with phones - being used in class, being used for bullying/organising and filming fights etc. We would sometimes allow music with one headphone in but for most staff it's a very rare occurrence (revision for a test, doing an art project) and even then I always say to them "fine but pick a playlist and stick with it - no changing tracks, no skipping, no other apps". We had a wee phase where we confiscated phones and were meant to hand them into the office, but the office staff (quite rightly IMO) weren't happy at the prospect of getting the blame if a £1,200 phone they were nominally in charge of was to go missing or get broken. We then had the bizarre idea of taking it to the staff room and leaving it in an (unlocked, unsupervised) area that the year head could then give back at the end of the day. I honestly don't know the answer. Some the kids do show signs of addictive tendencies with their phones - literally not able to go 10 minutes without glancing at it, getting visibility nervy/jumpy if they have to concentrate on a task for longer than that 10 minutes, getting a sense of relief at the end of a period when they can get their phone out, etc. I think the toothpaste is out the tube though and I don't see how we are ever going to get back to anything different. I have a 3 year old and he uses a smart screen at nursery and can navigate to YouTube and pick a video on my phone very easily even though initially we were keen to avoid screen time as much as possible. Even with him, if he's playing on or watching a video on a phone and it needs to go away he'll get angry and frustrated and want 5 more minutes and so on, and I dread to think what it'll be like when he goes to school.

Given Sky don't give two shiny shites about the race for Europe etc already, I think you'd be surprised how little interest our flagship broadcast partner would care about this game...

Nice wee ten to start the week. Didn't even have to guess the year for once.