mr mince

I reckon he could have taken out the scoreboard at Hampden

Cup games, I admire your optimism

True, shame the misery in between the good games has made it feel a lot less fun than it should.

I can understand the defensive record but how on earth are we third top scorers, how bad has the rest of the spfl been?

Maybe he sent his solicitor in his place to take notes

Indeed, it's Scottish football you're no meant to enjoy it

To be fair our pitch is hopeless with any sort of moisture and normally looks done in by this time of year, and no matter how hard ground staff work even when it looks good it feels like a ploughed field underneath. Plastic might be shite but I can't see how a more reliable flatter surface could be a bad thing.

Steady now, although that was a cracking shot a few weeks ago

Herron, Davo combo. That would give me nightmares

Both true, can't argue we do look better going forward when he's on the pitch but at the same time that only works when Bene is picking up the numerous mistakes he makes defending.

Hoping recovery time is about 14 weeks myself.

To be fair the last 1/3 of the season was mostly sympathy, even from along the road.

A football player?

Our rangers rejects were Jordan Thompson and Scott Roberts, a truly worthless combination.

If you can get the ball to his feet in a decent position aye. If your midfield consists of rangers rejects and washed up hearts heroes then not really. Still even with that shite supplying nothing he still managed more goals than Stewart and only 1 less than McManus and they played all season.

Better than him being left back, I'd still prefer it if he was somewhere else though, maybe east end park for example. Murray does a better job than him any day.

Poor dug, presumably a stray that wandered in. Taking one there on purpose should bring down the wrath of the SSPCA

Forgot about Gaston. Even so Brennan is worse than the worst I remember him playing. Have a word with Ryan Stevenson by all accounts he wasn't any more of a disaster in his last game for us

Run away, seriously what were you thinking. His positioning is more terrifying than Smith's reluctance to come off his line and his kicking is pish too.

Forgot about hibs and st mirren doing it for everybody, didn't know about the others. Queuing to join another queue for something that's unlikely to sell out confuses me.

Are we the only club that do concessions at the ticket office? The queue looked massive today. Can't think of too many that don't just charge at the gate, QOS are the only one that spring to mind. Good to see so many, even better that we gave them a game to watch.

That went well

7-1 Connor's last game I think, I only saw 6 of them go in. First game I'd ever left before the whistle.

2nd to Scott Roberts, quite an achievement. Not a good one but an achievement nonetheless. He can play left back? He actually knows where that is? More importantly why didn't Locke think of this when we had left back issues last year.

Shhh, you'll only encourage him for another season