DI Bruce Robertson

Call the police.

Probably! If tony appears, let me know.

The arse in question, just had to leave the pub. Not by force, just because he's so drunk that he slipped & hurt his ankle! Drama queen. Tbf, should have chibbed him as soon as I saw the c**t. I like to play nice.

Shit Nazi joke, typical *** behaviour.

The c**t in the suit jacket is still here! To make it worse, he's actually wearing a Superdry t-shirt under it! I thought it was logo free, from the previous angle! What a bell-end! He's now also decided that he's a music promoter and can get the band(away to start), gigs in most places, cos he drinks there! Jimmy Rabbitte he is not, although he is Irish. What a p***k!

Too tall for your weight IMO.

Taken onboard, thanks for the warning, minesweeping doesn't usually commence till 7pm.

Nothing new for you mate [emoji39]

Rugby crowd rapidly thinning out.

You can f**k the f**k off too.

p***ks wearing suit jackets over a round neck t-shirt. More specifically, people who do this when it is 42 deg C outside. f**k the f**k off- another rugby w****r!

Top Tip- Irn Bru poured on ink stain will remove offending stain.

Grimbo likes this.

Stella

No, you behave!

Fuckin hell- I've actually managed to double whoosh myself here! I'm an imbecile or an Imb if you prefer!

She's a fool, she knew in advance the backlash.

Do watersports count?

I don't get that? Am I being whooshed? Unless it should be kg's?

You're working on a Saturday!!!!

Not going to lie, this is way more than petty. My usual Saturday afternoon quiet pints has been utterly destroyed by the pub being absolutely rammed with rugby wankers. Apparently sporting a rugby shirt of any team is acceptable when supporting the Lions even saw a guy wearing a France rugby shirt- just f**k the f**k off, this is a football pub. Oh, and apparently girls watching rugby is a "thing"! Fucking shrieking harlots can get to f**k too.

It may be related to distance from the House? Otherwise, the anomaly is Tim, as the others are possibly related to performance in the HoC, probably means Tim is fucking at it!

Good on you! Sometimes, midget porn has a happy outcome.

Is that 6.5 kilos then? Why not just say that?

Halfords is your best bet. I've had a couple of stereos from them & the service was excellent.