D Angelo Barksdale

I can smell the dorlomin red dot already.

It's actually made from the skin of opposition attacking midfielders and contains a variety of torture implements.

'You think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light till I was already a man, by then, it was nothing to me but BLINDING'

I'm just praying for the inevitable Ben Garrison buff Trump in the shower cartoon.

The animated train thing he tweeted was truly god tier posting.

I would have greenied him if he'd went for Supreme Scottish Soviet. Just sounds tremendous.

Do they check the lines after severe weather before sending trains up them ?

'Politburo' is some cutting edge stuff there. Banter from the 1970's, mindset from the 1690's.

Probably too soon to go full steam ahead with the jokes imo.

Forgot to stick my 3 Celtic players on the bench.

Murray is a number10 usually, but can play wide. There's a player there, but not convinced he's going to make it for us. Needs a big season on loan.

Wait, this site is moderated ?

Poor wee thing is absolutely terrified tonight. Visibly shaking.

Quite possibly the loudest thunder ever just there. Like a bomb going off in the back garden.

United will be fine this season, anywhere from 7th-10th based on what I've seen. They've a poor collection of CB's though, but a good keeper and a bit of dig about them.

Also,

We were poor tonight imo, but better than Utd and got a bit of a break. We'll play better than that this season and lose. Probably gave Utd a bit too much respect there by sticking with the 442. Once we changed it to match them, we looked far better, it's good that Ross identified it and didn't wait until 80 minutes to do so. It was an issue before Ross arrived too, so I'm not going to stick it all on him. It's the reason we lost so many late goals last term. It's certainly worrying though, a better side would have probably grabbed an equaliser there.

After changing shape and dominating, the way we've sat back and been so passive since the goal is criminal.

Swedish dreamboat alert.

I'm barely 'Stayin Alive' watching this.

Goalazzzo

Here comes the chubby baller

Last 5 minutes was a bit better. I think we're capable of going up a couple of gears and winning this. Whether we will is debatable. Need to try and engineer more 1 on 1's for Nisbet, Boyle and Horgan. If not, sacrifice one for Allan.