Barry Ferguson's Hat

Thank God, the constant embarrassment was getting tiresome. Ideally only one of the OF would qualify for any European tournament each year because the rest just make an absolute arse of it. If Scottish clubs had any dignity whatsover they'd withdraw before the humiliation was allowed to happen.

One striker. Two words. Fraser. Horningsby.

Dundee are a disgrace.

I don't think trainee supermodels do that.

The addition of dockings to the league this season has been a masterstroke, but it's absolutely baffling that it's not televised. Ideally dockings would be announced on the big screens during a game involving said team after a 20 second air raid siren.

So you just carry the bag of shite?

Global warming - not real Sasquatches - real

This game has been a pleasure to drink in.

Harmless banter.

It's just banter.

What a game. What a fixture. Great advert for Scottish footy.

Leicesterkusen

Tbf, idiots who will happily traipse after an animal, picking up it's shite and then walking about it with it their pocket are absolutely ripe for scamming.

Some like it muggy.

*Cold *Cold *Cold

Completely irrelevant, but I briefly lived with one of Jack Grealish's best friends while in Melbourne. The lad was called Henry but insisted on being called 'Heng' and, despite very limited experience, he absolutely loved getting construction jobs. He'd call site foremen, sell himself in as a skilled worker and then just give the job to someone else. On a few occasions this resulted in lads with no English or construction experience turning up on site the next day to a completely bemused foreman. On one occasion I came out of my room to find him measuring a radiator in the hallway - the reason being he had decided he was actually going to go to one of these jobs himself and was practicing using a tape measure in preparation. The last time I saw him he was heading for the airport as Grealish had got him a ticket to the 2015 FA Cup final, leaving nothing behind except the memories and about 3 months of unpaid rent.

Merging the Angus clubs would be a start.

Knowledgeable fanbase too.

The hate crime bill shouldn't extend to religious hatred.

Hearing that it's Peter Grant.

Almost certainly.

McGinn Robertson Gilmour

Keep calm and have some craic.

Give Brewster a run-out in the closing minutes of our last group game.

FFP is a joke. Armchair fans are the lifeblood of football at the top level and absolutely no attention is being paid to their concerns. People want to see the best players at the best teams.