Bairn in Exile

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Beware of Greeks bearing gifts. Or 6 fingered, sister shaggin' Fife mutants praising a player that we have just signed.

Not really. Who proof reads your posts?

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Noted, but you do accept that his sentence only contained one grammatical error?

Again, there was only one grammatical error in his sentence. "How many is Murray taking away with him to Raith then?" This sentence, with one correction, is now perfectly acceptable. Now, please let me correct your sentence for grammatical errors: The 1) apostrophe is one (possibly technically two depending on your view of this gibberish 2)sentence's relationship with the possessive and grammatical rules pertaining to where an apostrophe sits in context to an "s") , also using the words many's here is grammatically an embarrassment as a different phrase should have been used in this context to make it appear that the OP isn't a puddle drinker. 1) No need for the capital letter at the beginning of apostrophe. 2) sentence's, not sentences. Here to help.

No, that is one, show us the rest.

OK smart arse, show us all the errors then.

You mean zero?

Don't forget to doff your cap and tug your forelock as Kilmarnock enter the stadium, eh?

Crunchie, as we all know, was a phenomenal talent and the type of player who not only put bums on seats but also the type of player who lifted bums off seats with his exciting, uplifting play. Exciting and uplifting are not 2 words that I would ever associate with Kilmarnock FC. The same Kilmarnock FC that has given Falkirk fans 2 of the worst days of our Falkirk supporting lives. I was fortunate enough to have been at Brockville and witnessed Crunchie’s debut against Leeds United where he gave all of their defence in general and Frankie Gray in particular a torrid time of it. Would Leeds United not have been a better choice of opposition for Kevin’s special day? They must be in a relatively celebratory mood having just avoided relegation and they don’t have any of those pesky League Cup ties to worry about. I am sure that if we explained the significance of the day to them they might include a smattering of first team players in their travelling squad. Anybody but Kilmarnock.

Half glass full?

WYBMAB IITY

Brazilians?

Not all of us mate.

Here is a list of the National Fish and Chip shop winners over the last 30 years or so. Not an Italian name among them. 2020, The Cod's Scallops, Wollaton, Nottingham 2019: Krispies, Exmouth, Devon 2018: Millers Fish and Chips, Haxby, Yorkshire 2017: Kingfisher Fish & Chips, Plymouth, Devon 2016: Simpsons Fish & Chips, Cheltenham Gloucestershire 2015: Frankie's Fish & Chips, Brae, Shetland 2014: Quayside, Whitby, North Yorkshire 2013: The Bay, Stonehaven, Aberdeenshire 2012: Seniors, Thornton, Lancashire 2011: Fish and Chips at 149, Bridlington, East Yorkshire 2009-2010: Atlantic Fast Food, Coatbridge, Lanarkshire 2008: Anstruther Fish Bar, Anstruther, Fife 2007: Townhead Cafe, Biggar, Lanarkshire 2006: Petrou Brothers, Chatteris, Cambridgeshire 2005: Hodgson's Chippy, Lancaster, Lancashire 2004: Our Plaice, West Hagley, West Midlands 2003: Finnegan's Bar, Bridgend, Cardiff 2002: Brownsover Fish Bar, Rugby, Warwickshire 2001: Allports Fish and Chip Shop, Pwllheli, Wales 2000: Les's Fish Bar, Crewe, Cheshire 1999: Bizzie Lizzies, Skipton, North Yorkshire 1998: Zanre's, Peterhead, Aberdeenshire 1997: The Bervie Chipper, Inverbervie, Aberdeenshire 1996: Halfway Fish Bar, Poole, Dorset 1995: Hutchinson's, Helston, Cornwall 1994: The West End Cafe, Rothesay, Isle of Bute 1993: Reed Square Fish Bar, Birmingham, West Midlands 1992: Elite Fish Bar & Restaurant, Ruskington, Lincolnshire You really need to give up your outdated thinking and come into the 21st century.

No way does Wallner deserve to be in that team, he was a cracking player and had a great career before and after Falkirk. One of Yogi's player fallouts, me thinks.

My all time greatest 11 will be the team that gets us promoted out of this hellhole of a league and gets us back on the road to normality.

Oh, f*ck of. I just want youngsters to understand the difference between "have" and "of". "He should of scored a goal." Aaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Edit: Honestly, I once saw a journalist for one of the tabloids use "of" instead of "have". Shocking.

I'll take that as a yes then.

But you haven't answered the question, do you have friends on the new board?

No, you haven't said that you have friends on the board but your posts have gone from ultra negative under the old board to uber positive under the new regime, haven't they?

When do we get our trophy?