Melanius Mullarkey

You should work for MI5.

Be still up at this time arguing shite

Stick a pony in your pocket. Fetch the suitcase from the van.

Look, yer da is doing something as equally idiotic as what I would do.

Going out in a bit with some ladies (at least one wid), but to be honest, I'd rather go home and get tore into some whisky.

The AA singing baby advert (Tina Turner). Surprisingly the singing baby isnt the most annoying part of that advert. Its the p***k driving the car who as soon as the engine management light flicks on, he pulls over at the first lay-by and calls the AA. I drove around in my Dads old Fiat Uno with the engine management light on for 2 years and it was fine. The AA fucker is a twat as well though.

What happens if you are both of these?

Go to Craig Tara.

Man driven from Stoke to Dundee to go shoplifting (and threatened to be abandoned there if he didn't do any of the old shoplifting) https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/man-driven-to-dundee-from-stoke-and-told-to-steal-from-city-shops/

Unlucky doesnt come close. Imagine waiting week then that happens.

You’re in a class of your own.

Pretty sure they split up after Leeds/Reading in 1988.

Oooh....... No.

The perfume or the poster?

At the risk of this not being every day enough, here’s another one from me.

Aye but what’s their Staunch Factor?

No wonder she’s no teeth. Handy mind you.

Just asked her and it’s basically

Not surprising though.

Same here. Gives me the dry boak just thinking about it. Then adding bread into that equation?

Congratulations surely !

Haud the bus a minute...

Just realised he has the old DLA pole attached to his arm.

So very much a possibility then.

Last night I was being served McEwans 80/- in an unspecified bar by Nurse Ratched from One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest. Decent pint tbf.