philpy

Ireland??

That's the John baird we need every week. He was a fucking nuisance last night. Brilliant.

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Fucking love this, [emoji7][emoji7]

Cheers. And nice avatar by the way, good taste [emoji106][emoji4]

Baird is my choice for man of the match. He's been brilliant.

Check the ginger beers on the da. Like a taxi with it's doors open.

Red card coming soon.

Appropriate username, given the circumstances [emoji23][emoji23]

Not even trying it. The proper stuff is king.

Poured myself a rather large whisky and managed to splash a bit onto a small cut on my finger.

"I don't like jelly, I don't trust the way it moves"

The racial abuser is older than rangers.

The cola ones were the best.

Lobster

Thanks pal. That really means a lot.

Here's the link. https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/jeancluniezipline2020

My auntie, who is in her late sixties, is doing a zip slide across the Clyde in April for alzheimers Scotland, to raise money. My uncle tam is 73 and has severe dementia, and it's fucking heartbreaking. I rarely show my emotions, but I turned into a blubbering wreck when I found out what she is doing. If I put the link up, will anyone chuck a few quid in?? Thanks folks.

People that cannot close doors quietly, either slamming them shut or pushing them shut without using the handle.

Agreed. I'd love to start a decent collection, but I get too greedy and can't make a bottle last any more than a couple of months.

Oh hello.

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What would Jesus do???

Leigh Griffiths there [emoji23]

Grumpy, selfish, arsehole foreman Got pulled up today for taking his lunch at ridiculous times. To put you in the picture, I go at 12, the other lad 12.30, and he is meant to go 1-2. This never happens, and despite being told before, he often doesn't got till after 2pm, often around 2.30. He is ex-forces, with incredibly annoying attention to detail with borderline OCD and the personality of a plank of wood. He is the type of guy who, if I shifted 4 pallets of plywood and put them back in 3 inches too far to the left, would take them all back out and restack them all. A lot of regular customers don't approach him because of his attitude, which is frustrating as f**k for me and the other lad, as It can have a knock on effect during extremely busy times. His face today was a picture though, and the seethe was there for all to see.