Easter Sunday, Jesus is nailed to cross. He says to one of the disciples, "get my wallet, and sort out the wages", the disciple says, "Jesus , there's hardly any money here, whats happened?? Jesus replied - "I got hammered with tax"
Stopped at a hotel in Crail today. Nobody was drinking, my mate bought a Diet Coke each for me and the wife, and a pint of blackcurrant and Lemonade each for him and his missus. £8.60. Robbing b*****ds. £1.70 for a tin of Diet Coke. Surely it's about time a cap was introduced on the price of soft drinks in pubs and hotels???