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philpy

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  1. People that dye their hair at the slightest hint of a grey bit.
  2. Easter Sunday, Jesus is nailed to cross. He says to one of the disciples, "get my wallet, and sort out the wages", the disciple says, "Jesus , there's hardly any money here, whats happened?? Jesus replied - "I got hammered with tax"
  3. Have you been in the balcomie links hotel?? It's a fucking throwback. Woodchip everywhere, even on the toilet walls.
  4. Stopped at a hotel in Crail today. Nobody was drinking, my mate bought a Diet Coke each for me and the wife, and a pint of blackcurrant and Lemonade each for him and his missus. £8.60. Robbing b*****ds. £1.70 for a tin of Diet Coke. Surely it's about time a cap was introduced on the price of soft drinks in pubs and hotels???
  5. Burntisland binned, off to st andrews. Currently sitting at kinross services, surrounded by dundee utd fans.
  6. Wee trip to Burntisland today, feeling nostalgic.
  7. Charles Kennedy?????? I thought you were a good c**t throbs.
  8. Coming to a dvd bargain bin near you.
  9. On the subject of wifes, can anyone confirm that gunther has one??
  10. John mcveigh. He's good with the young players......
  11. Ten year old in a tin?? Who Is She, madonna??
  12. Fuxake, I can almost smell the talcum powder...
  13. No, not touched them yet. The stuff I was drinking last night wasn't mine
  14. A friend got this over in arran, had a few nips of it last night. Sore head today.
  15. Nope. You're not making light work of this.
  16. I couldn't give two hoots if you think it's an owl.
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