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philpy

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  1. No bother Phil. I'm glad you'll sleep peacefully tonight now that you know what was in the box.
  2. Not as bad as the abuse, David Simms, the announcer for the Sheffield steelers Ice hockey team took last night. They have a "kiss cam" which zooms in on anyone on the crowd kissing. Last night it was two blokes. Simms seemingly said "That's disgusting, get them out!!" Over the PA system. He's not very popular.
  3. Some teabags that the wife is taking to work. Those daft herbal energy boost things, or something like that.
  4. I used to be. Sex change ops were a bit brutal back then.
  5. Far too many greeting grasses on here. If you get offended by something like that then just f**k off.
  6. No it wasn't, it was just fine. 500g stewing steak Half a bottle of Batemans victory ale 2 stock cubes Half an onion 2 beef stock pots Dash of brown sauce Dash of Worcester sauce.
  7. No room on the plate for chips, you pair of blind muppets.
  8. Home made steak and ale pie with chips.
  9. That the guy from woodburn?? Was at morrisons in dalkeith earlier, a coastguard helicopter flew over very low, then a mountain rescue jeep was coming out of the main gate at the country park
  10. Decided to ditch the £31 a month gym membership and get one of these. Got some weights lying in my old room at my parents house, so going to bring them home the next time I'm over. I'm a physical job, but still need to tighten up a bit.
  11. Radio stations, forth one in particular, that play a jingle that's meant to sound like a bit of the song they are about to play.
  12. That was a few years ago, swarley, he'd struggle to get back up nowadays. I'm the same. As billy Connolly Said, you make a series of involuntary grunts and groans every time you bend down when you get older.
  13. These fuckers. Didn't matter how straight you tried to kick it, it would either go left or right!!
  14. One of the neighbours round the corner has been getting his house re-harled. The builders have been pouring water with lumps of concrete down one of the drains. The council have been notified. c***s.
  15. I'm 40 in May, ffs. All the best rugster, I'll be sharing your pain soon enough...
  16. Could have been a bit thicker. There were more, but the next door neighbours got some.
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