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  1. philpy
    I used to think you were a c**t, Bobby, but you're a just a lad that likes a bit of banter.
  2. philpy
    I once worked with a right smelly c**t that shat himself and had to cycle 6 miles home after his shift.
  3. philpy
    Guy in the local club wearing a pair of loafers that would have shandon par on the verge of tears.
  4. philpy
    Mumbling about a "Wee ginger p***k" I think.
  5. philpy
    Just leave the guy to get on with his shopping. f**k, I see Leigh griffiths In my local Tesco all the time, but I never feel the need to speak to the guy.
  6. philpy
    Idiots that pull out a junction in front of you, causing you to brake sharply, then proceed to drive slow as f**k.
  7. philpy
    If it's one dressed as a clown, then they are fair game.
  8. philpy
    After two days of non stop diahorrea, I've just had an XL bacon cheeseburger from BK, by f**k does that feel better.
  9. philpy
    Will your new gaff have a pool table, Shandon???
  10. philpy
    The wife is going into the ERI for a knee op tommorow. She's to be in for 7.30am, but ive contracted a large bout of the shits and wont be able to go into the hospital.
  11. philpy
    Naw. Your missus and mine should have a bake off. The loser's partner has to wear a pair of shitey loafers. That'll be you then, AMIRITE??
  12. philpy
    That's what I thought it was at first. Loads of Banana in there.
  13. philpy
    That's a bedsheet, you fools. Put them there while I cleared space on the bedside table.
  14. philpy
    Here here. Very tasty.
  15. philpy
    Sarge, that was shite mate.
  16. philpy
    The wife has made a round of fruit scones and 2 banana loaves. Lovely.
  17. philpy
    Wouldn't like to fall in that water.
  18. philpy
    On the tram coming back from the gyle, the wife just asked if I wanted to get off at Haymarket.
  19. philpy
    You eat cold toast, you're in no position to judge anyone.
  20. philpy
    Haud the bus - you c***s better have gave me a wave when you passed my work.
  21. philpy
    Got these for £24 instead of £40 with a discount code.
  22. philpy
    Try direct flooring at seafield as well, good ranges and prices. I used to work there, tell em I sent ya.
  23. philpy
    I've got nowt to with the prices bobby
  24. philpy
    Brushed and Oiled oak solid 18x120, and uv lacquered oak 18x120. No sure on prices. We can get other flooring from a supplier in livi.
  25. philpy
    We only keep 2 different types of hardwood flooring Bobby, that's it.
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