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  1. philpy
    My apologies to slippery. He's never said anything to bother me, I've tried (again) to be "funny" and yet again, made a rip roaring c**t of myself. I think I should logout for a good while.
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    Slippery, did you chuck yer da in that river after you smothered him??
  3. philpy
    My neighbours had re-wiring done a couple of years ago, and a removals company stored their things for a few days. When they moved back in, their grandson's Nintendo wii was nowhere to be found. So, the removal guys were blamed. For months, the removal guys were subject to endless calls from the police on the matter. A few weeks later, my neighbour found it hidden in the shed.
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    I'd certainly ice her buns.
  5. philpy
    We're going on Sunday.
  6. philpy
    Won a pair of tickets to the foodies festival, and 2 free pints.
  7. philpy
    Acid reflux. Horrendous. Eventually got tablets for it, it was so bad it could easily wake me out of a sound sleep. Pains in my chest and upper back, thought I was having a heart attack until I gradually started burping.
  8. philpy
    Skacel not far away from full fitness according to locke (spoke to him after a charity match tonight). Hopes to give him a good run out in a friendly against bonnyrigg this week.
  9. philpy
    Heads gone after being defeated.
  10. philpy
    Phil Taylor. Absolute bellend.
  11. philpy

    Darts...

    philpy replied to Sideshow's topic in All Other Sports

    Holy f**k. Not even a "well done" to MVG there. Just retire please.
  12. philpy
    I'll chuck you in the fucking bin.
  13. philpy
    Thinking about but these, but not sure. Plenty of sales on just now.
  14. philpy
    That's the divorce papers she's signing.
  15. philpy
    Should Shirley not have let the plod inform the cokers about Paul instead of battering the door down??
  16. philpy
    Hmmm.
  17. philpy
    The Elginhaugh would be my guess.
  18. philpy
    I bought a wee tub of lurpak last week, but only because the wife had bought a white loaf. Butter is better on toast than those health spreads.
  19. philpy
    Put them on your feet, they'll look better than those fucking loafers.
  20. philpy
    Peter duffield [emoji7]
  21. philpy
    It was lovely. Wife could only finish half of hers, so that's lunch for work tommorow sorted [emoji486]
  22. philpy
    Mines are much better. A bottle of ale, diced onion, Worcester sauce, brown sauce, and two stock pots. Slow cooked for 8 hours. GIRUY.
  23. philpy
    f**k off, I'm no a beast.
  24. philpy
    Made steak and ale pies for tea tonight, very nice. Served with a side of potato croquettes.
  25. philpy
    Musselburgh is probably the closest Aldi to you?? There is one being built on the old power station site at Porty, Right next door to a development of retirement flats. Smart move there [emoji1]
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