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And while i'm here - women's haircuts. £70 for a cut and colour, all because we are going to a wedding reception. Me?? £9 at the turkish barbers in portobello.

In my line of work, you discover that over time, DIY folk have the common misconception that everyones house is the same size.

DIY customers. "Im looking for a door" what size?? "Oh, ermmm, just a normal size door".

He's not a poof, he only helps out when they are busy.

That boy isnt old enough to be a polis.

I won't answer the last one. But there are people like myself who get really bad hayfever, and it's a c**t, especially when you have a sneezing fit whilst driving.

Good luck. When are your breasts getting done??

Let us know how you get on.

Finished at 12, get home, showered and changed, then out for some shopping and beers and back home for the cup final. Then im informed that we are going up to the ERI to the see the wifes pal and her new baby.

Davo and hamill in midfield?? Oooft.

Eric youve got to let us know Is it locke or is it no??

What a bunch of negative arseholes on here. Seriously. The guy isn't even here 5 minutes and he's getting torn a new one. Let him Settle in, get some players signed up and see what happens after that.

Never mind Peggy smelling smoke, I swore blind i could smell talcum powder through the telly when old pat was sitting there.

I don't know Bobby. My dad suffers with depression, he's suffered since his mid 40's, sometimes the smallest thing can trigger things, and there are times where I can I be the same, for instance if I'm trying to get a job done, either at work or at Home, and I struggle to get it finished, it can play on mind for the rest of the day, sometimes longer. I've found that having sometime to myself can ease me a bit, I've started going for a pint down the local social club a couple of times a week, and sit with a couple of hearts and hibs fans from the village and we all sit and chat about our teams and footy in general. I have a good understanding wife who knows what I've been through and doesn't push me to talk about things and knows that I'll talk when I want to. We've recently spent a good few quid getting the house done up which has been great as the kitchen had not been decorated in the 4 years we've been here.

Has she been missing for 7 hours and 15 days??

My life is pretty good right now, but there are days where I can be happy as f**k, then there are days when I'm suffering from very low moods. Can this be a common thing??

So is flinging shite at folk.

It was two greatest hits albums of some kind.

A saleroom in Musselburgh sells vinyl LP's for a pound. They had 2 beach boys albums the other day, a worthy buy zen??

Valid point smurph, it could have been a Cover version, I wasn't in a hurry to hang about the place. I was probably the only customer that isn't on the DSS.

I was in poundstretchers today (Long story) and I let off an almighty ripper of a fart, just as "good vibrations" by the beach boys started playing over the store speakers.

I sometimes make a wee dessert with tablet. Few scoops of vanilla ice cream, melt a bar of tablet, pour tablet over the ice cream, and top with some crumbled shortbread. Magic.

Don't know If you know grimbo, but there's a record fair on at ocean terminal on the last weekend of this month, from the Friday to the Sunday.

Not me Dave.