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  1. philpy
    So is wanking into a sock.
  2. philpy
    Stayed at my mates house whilst watching the UFC with a few others. After some spicy pizza and dark ales, my sleeping bag is like a gas chamber.
  3. philpy
    f**k off you pair, cant decide between jam and bacon now!!
  4. philpy
    Out of jam. BRB.
  5. philpy
    I have developed an unhealty obsession for aberdeen butteries. Bang goes the healthy eating.
  6. philpy
    I wonder if Kate still gets a card from wee maddie??
  7. philpy
    These daft silly name things, like "amed sheeran" and "Amin yashed", it's wearing thin.
  8. philpy
    Something for the weekend then.
  9. philpy
    Oh lucky you.
  10. philpy
    You Don't HAVE to go do you??
  11. philpy
    I pissed against a church door.
  12. philpy
    Stella. Unfunny, welsh shite.
  13. philpy
    If you need to go, then go. A man has to shite, doesn't matter how busy you are.
  14. philpy
    How long till he's put on gardening leave??
  15. philpy
    I had the pleasure of meeting zen archer today. Bloody nice bloke.
  16. philpy
    Roadside bomb??
  17. philpy
    Pishy broon brogues??
  18. philpy
    Book
  19. philpy
    Give me an old style spit and sawdust pub over an idendikit wetherspoons anyday.
  20. philpy
    Who are you, the fucking polis???
  21. philpy
    That's all i managed to get before the traffic lights changed.
  22. philpy
    OR FUCKIN WHIT???
  23. philpy
    I saw one of the worst attempts at a boy-racer Mobile on the way home tonight. Check the nick of the exhaust.
  24. philpy
    Next purchase will be a pair of leather trainers. Bought my hamburgs just before xmas and I've probably worn them about 4 times.
  25. philpy
    I'm on the bus on the way through, I met a nice chap at the bus stop, ok if he joins the party?? He claims to be quite good at pool.
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