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  1. philpy
    That polis, he was in hollyoaks eh??
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    I think we should be thinking outside the box here.
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    T in the park came about after a signwriter from Kinross ran out of stencils with the letters "N" and "o" whilst making a sign saying "Not in the park", with a sheeps arse covered with a Red Cross over it underneath, just in case the locals got frisky. A music promoter stole the sign, put it up in a big field, and the rest, as they say, is history.
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    For the 2nd time this week....
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    Jings! Crivvens!! Help ma boab!!
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    I misread that as "thumbs up george moncur". Youuu dirty old man!
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    To be fair, most of their "fans" are, so she was half right.
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    Folk that say "I'm off on my holibags" or "I'm off on my holibobs". No, you cretins, you are going on HOLIDAY. These people belong in the same bracket as the folk that say "12 more sleeps till crimbo"
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    So it's top shelf mags and wankey wankey.
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    Thats dundee lost bakala to a swedish team. Big loss for them.
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    Lol
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    3 bouts of the skitters today. No doubt i'll be giving another statement to the porcelain polis shortly. Still, im at work so im getting paid for it.
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    I always tell her to make her way in as I'm starting to fill up, saves time.
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    The wife seems to think its acceptable to wait until I've finished putting the petrol in before she goes in to pay for it.
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    #scottingham
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    So does butter.
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    Fucking yasssssss
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    Jeez, that was some game tonight
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    Believe me, I'm looking for something else. Something that doesn't involve dealing with customers would be ideal...
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    Customers who come In for a big list of materials 10 minutes before shutting time. Nippy as f**k.
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