Brother Blades

Bennet eats slugs. He rollin.

Aye, and Smurph didn't even wake Adam up this morning- just had a wee sneaky. Inconsiderate lover IMO.

Have you started drinking diet Irn Bru?

Nigel Farrage isn't working at the moment.

How the f**k do you work that out?

Delete that, it's cos BF have removed!

Ok, maybe more tech savvy people will be able to explain this to me? Have the idiot BF blocked this to where I live or has the government here, sensibly decided that the hatred peddled by BF doesn't need to be read here?

Is the decking referring to what you're getting from HSF when she reads you're "quite" comment?

Treat em mean, keep em keen. Btw, have you finished painting the fence?

You're in trouble!

Was Monfuckingtrose not their annual day out?

Sorry to hear that, it wasn't an Irn Bru exam, I know that.

I honestly thought I was replying to Shandon Parka, sorry my mistake, I'm gutted, post a wee pic of Smudger to compensate me, followed by the withering look that Morrissey would give, and that I deserve!

I've counted his wife's bean- 1.

It's hardly an everyday object!

@Rugster, get this fanny off the thread. It's never an everyday object with him, you are enabling him like the SFA enable Sevco- get it sorted!

Bee jizz

That's after an edit! I should be banned!

Duh, read the thread! I've not been binned, nor have any of my other ppt buttons as well Ifthis so often, it's getting tedio But, as you are a Hibee, I'll explain it again. My original account was banned because someone thought I had a similar posting style to PB (& reported it to admin) who was quite rightly banned for racism. All my time on P&B I've never had so much as a warning point, but numerous bannings purely because someone had a hard on for PB aliases getting binned. I'm not PB. By the way, this post had to be edited as I got an incoming call & answered it & posted with my lug.

I would have cleared all doubt if I posted a pic in the "can you guess what it is thread" of my luxury car or the inside of a Dubai bar....sorry.

Just to add, Aidan is really a terrific guy, helpful, funny, shite at keeping jobs, and as Throbs said, probably groomable!

Throbber, I said you weren't often funny, on purpose. Your everyday kitchen sink dramas about you being worried about how your missus is turning into her mother & other everyday shite, amuses me. It's not rocket surgery.

DI Bruce Robertson - explained to Rugster earlier in this thread(I think).

Shite jokes thread for this pish.