PB 4.2

Best bit Imo is "I heard two versions" Presumably creating speculation his funeral was a hoax and he's fishing up north. Alan Brazil is an absolute c**t.

Location: Leith was the giveaway.

Always raw bloody thuggery with you. You've done time, right?

Congrats mate. That's great news.

I preferred him to HB or dubs.

Music is subjective and folk will hold different views. I prefer music with a greater depth, but bubblegum music with earworm type hooks will always be popular. If worthless soundbytes and throw away lines are yourthing then, I could see the appeal of Nickelback........and Tony Blair.

Sounds like a harrowing experience for your granddaughter and for that I'm sorry. I think you should focus on the positive experiences you all had on the cycle paths and probably take her back there in the future. Gymnastics is a great alternative if the altercation puts her off cycling for life. Regarding the incident; the highway code clearly states that you MUST NEVER ride in an inconsiderate manner. Ask yourself the key questions: Was the road busy? You answered yes. Was I riding two abreast, in a fixed formation? Yes. Are there frequent pinch points? Yes Was it a nice sunny day with less than 10 shopping weeks till Christmas? Yes. Was your speed slower than the average cyclist? Given that she's only 6; probable. Only you can decide if your cycling was inconsiderate to the other road users. I'd a great deal of respect for anyone who challenges irresponsible and illegal cycling, but the person who confronted you was clearly an angry knob, who doesn't know the rules about pedalling on the pavements. Anytime I pull up adults cycling with children I always watch my language and I carry around a tub of strawberry candy lollies to ensure all parties leave on harmonious terms.

Love a wee maths based riddle. It's 2002, right?

I completely agree.

That was a joke. I follow Britain elects and scot goes pop on social media.

I'm aghast. Any opinion polls out today JLD?

Sweet Jesus, that an awful faux pas by me. Plus one for correcting.

Are we getting a sat eve write up @Miguel Sanchez. I'm staying in and my other half is watching fucking Casualty. Please post the next Casualty.

said the man who doesn't know how to operate a washing machine or dishwasher.

Does it return more #gains than my Quavers diet. Be honest, mate.

Your pride in spreading Chlamydia means your moral compass has broken, or your a wrong 'un. Either way, you are a man of very dubious moral fibre. Do you cycle?

I like the idea of a posters sin bin as I believe strongly in the repz system to reward good posting and encourage friendly aggressive bullying. The idea is such: -10 on a post. Frozen to post for 1 hour. -25: Day ban. It's important that people have the power.

Did the subject matter resonate?

My parish priest touched me once. But it was absolutely fine. He just ruffled my hair and said "peace be with you, son" I reciprocated and said "and also with you". I hope he's found that peace now that he's dead.

What T-Shirt did you buy her?

Least this gives you something to post on the 'Going back in time' thread. #silverlining

Worse than those gays?