The Golden God

Glasgow, Ayrshire and Lanarkshire accents are all different. Ayrshire is by far the worst, along with being the worst place on earth.

People say this all the time and it really isn’t true. Cash > card.

It was good. Much preferred Blonde Maeve, also Isaac is a wee p***k.

The best and only acceptable cocktail to drink is a venom.

I laughed.

They’re fucking twins.

Is Alan Power the most Irish looking man of all time?

This Ola lassie in Sex Education is possibly the most boring character in tv history (after 5 episodes of the second series), mon the Maeve.

49ers being very slight underdogs is absolutely mental to me, they’ll win by at least 10. Hopefully some bad injuries for Hill and Suggs aswell

Always amazes me that NFL starting QB's , especially ones who have got this far, can take a sack of that length in that situation

Can't be the only one that thought the Mahomes TD was mostly to do with absolutely horrendous defending from the Titans, NFL twitter acting like it's the greatest play of all time

Good game so far, only real disappointment is that Hill's legs remain unbroken

Has Greg Taylor ever beaten a defender in his life?

He slapped a polis on the arse and they’ve issued an arrest warrant for it.

Kuechly always seemed like a fud imo

Given all the water discussion, not an unpopular opinion but the best part about winter by a considerable distance is that water comes straight out the tap very cold and at and drinkable, excellent for a hangover.

Mon the Niners and Titans, can’t stand the Packers and the Chiefs have fuds like Kelce and Hill. Can’t see past the Niners to win it all though, 6/4 is a great price but sadly don’t get paid till Monday.

Seeing JJ Watt ragin is very funny

Fairly large pub company, got asked all these ridiculous questions that were clearly part of some interview form some head office arsehole had thought up. The woman doing the interview knew they were a load of shite and so did I but they had to be done, stuff like “when was a time you done well in a crisis?”. I absolutely butchered it. When the formal part was done we had a wee chat, she asked my hobbies and I mentioned going to football and how I used to have a season ticket but gave it up. She asked where for, last thing my da had said before was “it’s Glasgow don’t mention football.” I said Parkhead, she said aw me too, I got the job. Worked out well I suppose but the interview itself was awful.

The NFC championship is the Super Bowl this year. Hopefully the Niners get a result cause f**k having Aaron Rodgers or even worse JJ “look at me” Watt win the SB

Aye Snoop was an arsehole, I liked Chris though.

Marlo Stanfield

Ronny Deliliah is about a million times better looking Love.

Alfredo Morelos will score against Celtic, unfortunately for him it will be in the Europa League and ruled out due to VAR after replays show he literally murdered 2 players in the build up. Rangers fans will claim they’ve been cheated because murder is part of his culture.