Swami

Shaw’s miss was the exact moment you knew we were getting hee haw out of Saturday. I can definitely see both sides of the Bair argument. He has played alright, and has definitely contributed to our decent style of play the past few games but, well, he’s also supposed to be a striker and he couldn’t hit a cow on the arse with a shovel. I think that even Obika would have finished both of those chances the other day.

I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein going to Germany”

Surely there’s a compelling argument to be made that, having been the only team to take any points from us so far this season, Dundee FC are the finest team in the whole of Scotland?

Wish we had Aberdeen at the weekend, they are baws.

Seems strange that they’ve said it was 1-0 when we all know that we scored that night, and nobody looked daft at all celebrating a disallowed goal.

I’d take relegation to the Lowland League and never winning a cup again in preference to this pish patter from these Paisley lads.

We also made an arse of the resultant free-kick.

He really isn’t.

Kettlewell properly deflecting from his players being a bit shite today by losing the plot over a red card decision in the 92nd minute when we’ve barely registered a shot on target the whole game, just to highlight that St Mirren are a bunch of dirty b*****ds. Good lad.

Good shit. Hope they get absolutely fucked now. That Rangers defence is a horror show.

It’s absolutely mental to me that Lennon Miller is just an automatic first choice in our midfield now, and doesn’t look even slightly out of place, at 16 years old.

True.

Not in a million years is that given in Scotland.

David Martindale on a ‘scouting mission’.

I haven’t watched much of this World Cup because I’ve been working and then on holiday. Flicked on the Australia-Denmark game at 89 minutes and by the 92nd, fucking Robot Wars had mentioned England four separate times. I watched the England game earlier, they were absolutely shite.

Joe Efford on the bench, eh?

Celtic An arrangement of 10 teams St Mirren

This is my favourite signing ever.

Maybe we should just convert Theo Blair into a 25 goal a season striker.

Any streams kicking about?

The more absolute shite we punt, the more I can’t honestly believe how bad our squad was last season.

It’s like proposed swap deals and the Old Firm both being linked with the same player. Load of nonsense.

It’s quite apt that the Fontaines DC shirt is pretty plain and boring but with some completely unnecessary frills at the edges.

They’ll always have the memories of that famous goal in the Bernabeu.