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Coke?

What about killer bees carrying killer dogs with more killer bees in their mouths?

Can't believe you said head towards the meadows and didn't mention the International Bar, quality shithole boozer.

Even people with the strongest views against the death penalty would struggle to make a case for this c**t.

Aye what a shame the poor guy only killed a bairn and has been in and out of jail since being on witness protection for numerous stuff including having CP but aye what a shame.

Looking at the description it is 100% Janey that is the seller here.

Come home and the Wifi isnt working, spend 10 minutes trying to fix it before she tells me it's been off all day but shes not phoned anyone as shes sure it'll "fix itself at some point".

Wouldn't trust 99% of HGV drivers to drive a Mini nevermind a truck, they all drive like wankers.

Lassie that was on my missus uni course started going out with her boyfriend when she was 13, he was 19, completely groomed and wouldn't hear a bad word against him, she was then about 19/20 and he cheated on her and left her for a 17 year old just a pure beast.

Haha as soon as SPFL are confronted about Rangers being c***s with no away fans they scrap the mandatory red zones, couldn't make it up.

If you're looking for decent music pubs Whistle Binkies, Bannermans and Stramash are all within 5 minutes of each other or if you're heading the other way towards George Street, The Black Rose is decent.

What have the Roman's ever done for us?! Wait Romania? Nevermind, carry on.

The absolute state of this seething weirdo.

Just got stuck behind some auld cow must've been in her 80s doing 15 in a 30 whilst slamming the brakes on any time a car past on the other side of the road, get off the road you blind bint.

Natural selection.

Lockdown the internet to stop the spread.

Heard Facebook and WhatsApp is down after all the traffic from MET officers deleting their chat history.

I'd be asking her for ID if you plan on getting her a drink.

I've seen the big teams benefit more in England than any other club there also still seems to be incidents conveniently missed, it would be exactly the same up here.

Boyce red card for looking at Morelos the wrong way.

Some take considering you're the only team livi have beat

The far left are just as bad as Tories, arrogant nutters not interested in any opinions other than their own.

It's hard to argue it wasnt a red, high and uncontrolled. You can almost guarantee that if it was Goldson on Boyle you'd be lucky if its given as a foul nevermind a red though.

What's wrong with some folk, why would you spit on someone?

He'd be the small overweight bald man with a very red face, angry at anything not British.