Derry Alli
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On 12/04/2024 at 09:42, Bert Raccoon said:
Now now lads, hear me out
Fucksake, Bert. Call aff the engagement yer going blind min.
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57 minutes ago, Zetterlund said:
Strangely similar to the home game vs Man City. Isak and Gordon the scorers again, both in the same position and cutting back onto their right foot, both times the same defender (Van de Ven/Kyle Walker) overcommitting and not getting back.
#Passagesofplay.
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2 hours ago, Fife Arab said:
Does Dundee still have away tickets left for a massive game vs Aberdeen? That allocation is never a lot too!
You took about 600 last night. You're away to win the league.
Let's not get into silly discussions about size of support.
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I was think SlipperyP had calmed down a bit. Looks like his stash has been stolen
Robbed fae a hippy, eh @SlipperyP?
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11 hours ago, scottsdad said:
"Would you like some tea?"
"Yes please, I am parched. "
"Here is some Spaghetti Bolognese and garlic bread"
I'm sorry.. where is the downside in this conversation?
You either get a cup of tea or a succulent Italian dish.
You're really proving our point here, I am starting to see why the Prof is forever coming up Milhouse, tbqphwy.
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17 minutes ago, scottsdad said:
"Hey sexy lady, I'd like to invite you to dinner."
"Sounds good. When shall we meet?"
"Half past noon"
See what I mean?
You have to approach women for a date?
It must be because you eat dinner at nighttime.
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9 hours ago, hk blues said:
Normal = Breakfast - Lunch - Dinner - Supper
Acceptable = Breakfast - Dinner - Tea - Supper
I'm not happy with you. You're getting close to Dobbies land chat here.
Supper is usually Frosties. Or if flush with ungodly amounts of money - Cinnamon Grahams.
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On 28/02/2024 at 23:08, Bairnardo said:
Anyone ever tried Ayahuasca? PM if public discussion doesn't suit....
I've just seen this but no, not yet. I have been looking into it, DMT in Spain. If you fancy it next year, give is a shout.
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Tuesday night, asked a steelworkers what time he'd be on site today. He said no earlier than half 8 as he's not leaving his house before half 7.
I got to site at half 8 and he's on the phone to my boss. My boss phoned me and says "take it you'll work until 5 as you were half an hour late to site".
Eh, naw. And now yer steelworker mate will be hoisting his ane beams.
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6 hours ago, scottsdad said:
I remember playing Under 11's football. We were in a mini bus going from Alloa to Falkirk, over the Kincardine Bridge and one boy genuinely thought we had gone into England. He'd never been out of Alloa before.
My mates dad asked him - at 14 - if he wanted to go to Tenerife for his summer holidays. He said his friends are going abroad and he's getting asked to go to Fife.
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13 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:
I see folk talking about moving house, getting work done on their car, re-doing a kitchen or bathroom, kids going to school, having a garden, owning a home, being a parent, having a partner, having savings, having a pension and loads of other things and simply can't relate at all.
Are most of these things what you want though?
I know guys who have big houses, nice motors and a pension pot that would make your heart stop. I've never wanted any of those things and although they're mates, the conversations just see me switch off. I've a pension and it's quite healthy - but I won't be, nor really want to be, around ti spend it.
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Everyday at work.
@++Ammo - Airdrie++ is the best thing to happen in my game and he really should leave his company and join mine so we could start a YouTube channel then retire off the subs after a decade.
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28 minutes ago, Hoose Rice said:
Anyone got any mair decent burn chat?
I do, but it involves Simon Weston and this isn't the time for it tbqhwy.
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28 minutes ago, craigkillie said:
So that you don't have 5 postponements in a season.
But then nobody would have anything to talk about?
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7 minutes ago, craigkillie said:
Did they ever think of maybe doing more than the bare minimum?
Why would you do that when it's a rented facility and you're looking to move out?
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4 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said:
Your owners have driven Dens into the ground, you think theyd spend what's needed rather than just groundshare for a year?
Again, the clubs owners never drove Dens into the ground. They done the bare minimum (at hefty expense) to a rented property whilst attempting to move out. The previous owner(s) let it get to this state.
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How do you 'suitably place' a crematorium?
It's right next to Birkie, where people go to die - or for a steak pie.
Imagine how much money that fucking place will make off this, BTW.
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1 minute ago, Arab_R_us said:whats going on here
Looks like some 8 year old is discovering photoshop.
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3 hours ago, RawB93 said:
Only ever done it at a club and not for years but let's just say you often get more than you bargain for
They're not called mines for no reason.
Best two places I ever played was Reading Rooms and Es Paradis.
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20 minutes ago, LIVIFOREVER said:
If the game makes it, Dundee's half time entertainment booked.
I'll cancel on call and attend if the bottom I'd promised.
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Minesweepin' is the ultimate fun bar game.
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9 minutes ago, Jacky1990 said:
He's been sussed out a bit this season and his weaknesses exposed.
Play a deep defensive line and he doesnt seem to know what to do without space in behind.
Very reminiscent of Lukaku IMO.
Some of the stuff you see posted on here man. Fucksake.
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5 hours ago, MONKMAN said:
The oil and gas industry is littered with people who earn very good money, but are either monumentally tight or up to their eyeballs in debt.
A mate of mine bought a Rangey and a big hoose in an affluent area. His wee brother told me he was eye ball debted pre purchases and then covid hit.
Tried to raffle off his motor at £1k a number. Christ knows how it went, he got deleted.
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Dandies v those Dastardly Dees
in Scottish Premiership General Chatter
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I know you're supposed to seed your grass but for fucksake Dundee.