Derry Alli

At a canter.

Shat it.

I get the feeling one of these new Dundee accounts is Flybhoy, again

I have a sizeable single on St Johnstone. Two bets on Scott Tanser FGS and AGS.

I know somebody who used to go to France to snowboard and for something like 3 years solid was getting fines and dodging them. The next year he went he was huckled and thrown in the jail for about 6 months.

This is a line you've dredged the life out of despite it being a load of shite. You really should give it up.

Chicken tikka massala pizza Chicken tikka korma pizza Chips, cheese & donner What should one have for tea, P&B?

It's the first time you've ever come second.

What a difference 6 years makes. Miss Alloa 2014 - racist, alky, false rape accuser 2020.

That Celtic away shirt looks incredibly shite.

That's the best looking Saints strip in many a year.

GAP tshirts and Nike vests. What a time to be alive that must have been.

As he should be.

Jones was one of the most bizarre signings of recent times. Nowhere near good enough. Edit : as soon as I hit post O'Halloran popped into my mind. Jones moves down the 'bizarre signing' table.

That's the fans number! #12thman.

No idea. I seen something saying 3 coming in on loan from Celtic (is that even possible?).. Bayo, Henderson and Connell. I got quite excited about Connell as a tall, mean centre half. Then I looked it up and he's left, it's actually some oy built like the side of a Rizla. Yay. Can imagine Bayo and Hemmings could make the need for another 8 players pointless. #TriggerHappyDerry. #FeedTheBhoy.

Bayo and Euan Henderson, if rumours are to be believed.

I'd demolish that whole plates worth bar the roadkill-esque pile of f**k knows what 'top left'.

Does Tanser still take St Johnstone's penalties (for an anytime bet)?

Wanted them in green and black but they sold out on the site and are still full price everywhere else so just went for this colour. £48.

Amazing that a folded up treadmill in the middle of the living room hasn't even been discussed yet.