Derry Alli

Agree with Kincardine too. Any meat "pulled" (steady) is rank.

Quite like the SL80's. Conundrum being black and orange though. What would folk recommend between Crep Protect or Liquiproof. Used on suede.

Thank you.

De Jong has been phenomenal in the middle for Ajax. Controlling the game.

Sol Y 'Ombre for Tapas. Indos or Gulistan for Indian. I'd avoid Goa (foods nice but you always absolutely stink after leaving). Borgatoro and De Niro' s both get good reviews, although I've never been. A 5 minute trip to Monifieth gives you an amazing Thai restaurant. Edit : Collinsons gets good reviews, but I haven't been there either, bit too 'posh' for my liking.

Whoever the Dundee fan was who phoned up Hamilton and apologised for the shouts at MacKinnon I'd like to offer you the chance of a square go, you weasel.

Thoughts are with you at this difficult time, PP. x

Yeah f**k me right, not wanting to spend the one day of the year i can claim my own making money for some other c**t. You an claim any day of the year you want your own, why does it have to be your birthday?

Kenny Miller will score the goal that keeps United in the Championship, Neilston will be sacked and Kenny Miller will take charge of Dundee United next season.

"the Ev" costing Liverpool the title will be quite something if it pans out that way.

The food picture is a beauty!

Is there a quota of homegrown players that need to be in the starting 11 in the EPL? I am a bit of a broken record on it but I've honestly no idea why Jordan Henderson starts for them.

Thought it would take more than a week though, tbh.

I don't really get the hype with Richardson but since I've turned this on he's been absolutely everywhere.

^^^ Father of a Michael.

St Johnstone fans have to be the biggest knickerwetters I've ever seen. One week a player is terrible and deserves shot the next he's the greatest thing in the world. The best was when O'Halloran left they wouldn't miss him, he's a one trick pony then when he was free to anybody so went back they all started naming their kids after him. A weird, weird bunch.

Strange it's always fans of St Johnstone and their ilk that say this.

£50 on Superdry claes.

That sounds absolutely terrible.

Again, it's nothing to do with Catholicism. Most ofthem have no idea what they're screaming about, it doesn't stop the bile. Go to Sandys any Saturday and just listen.

Seriously? You've never heard anything sectarian outwith the old firm?

That doesn't surprise me.

Velcro wallets. Grown men with velcro wallets. Grown men with velcro wallets with their club emblem on them. @Flybhoy

I have been going to football for about 40 years. The only secterianism I have ever heard is Rangers and Celtic fans. Impossible.